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Soulflower Spotlight #001
@Anon_Analysis1440
This blog post and the many more I have already prepared to follow are documents I have had on paper for almost three decades at this point. So if some of the text reads as outdated please forgive the ramblings of an old soul.
It is also worth noting that this is not an intellectual study, (I am not a scientist nor will I ever be one) and therefore should not be subject to scrutiny regarding my so-called “sources.” I will not provide them. However I can guarantee that nothing said here is without evidence.
Simply put, the evidence is beyond you in more ways than one…
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S U N F L O W E R
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↪ reaching for the sun
↪ devotion, loyalty; just like this flower follows blindly
↪ a symbol of courage, "fourth sister"
↪ adoration and pride
↪ good luck, lasting happiness
↪ false riches
Beaans
@beaans_enjoyer17
pleased to say i survived long enough to see this post make it full circle…
Beaans @beaans_enjoyer17 · 24y
ahahahaA.
yeah we're all dead o.O
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goldenrod W
@fighittingg0nline
me: its too bright out wtf
also me: WAIT NO---
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Eel🎓
@eellducation
its bring ur kid to work day and my students are going crazy over the fact that my child (who i share a familial soulbond w) actually has proof that my soulflower is a tree... 😭
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StarsInTheSea
@iseestarsinthesea
WTF. bREAKING NEWS omfg!!! they are releasing the phm logs. THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!! #phm #projecthailmary
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john @jonnhy20177 · Apr 1, 2048 Replying to @exampleuser
wtf man i actually got excited for a second
NOT a good april fool's joke. maybe in 200 years
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Lainnes♿
@scarred4lifE
seeing people discovering minecraft (either again or for the first time) makes me very happy! but its also oh so bittersweet ;w;
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Lainnes♿ @scarred4lifE · Apr 12, 2048 Replying to @scarred4lifE
wow this post popped off :O a neat(?) trivia fact is that mojang was one of the first game studios to add a loss of digits (LoD) accessibility feature. AKA frostbite friendly mode
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CallMeCookie @cookiesinmanyshapes · Apr 12, 2048 Replying to @scarred4lifE
hi yes i have a question for you experienced Minecraft player... please send help
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Evylin @watcherwat · Apr 13, 2048 Replying to @scarred4lifE
oh... oh its been so longggg
I KNWO WHAT U AREEEEE
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Blush
@hhhhhhhewoo
y"All. my younger sis just found her soulmate AND GUESS WHAT .... she has rose!!! i'm actually so happy 4 her but also like wow girly you really feeling popular today huh #soulflowers
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in my author era
@pandoraisalive
in the snow straight up hating it. until. this cutie comes along... sobBing crying scREAMING omfg
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Rylie Logmiller
@shivermelimbs2
oh how ive missed you summer, despite only having you for the first time last year.... if i could marry you i would
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ryeet @yet_another_ryhhmer · Jun 2, 2048 Replying to @shivermelimbs2
if you could mary* you mean.... right?
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Tism
@tistimeforlunch01
"the world's best scientists are working hard to figure out how to get global warming under control" is a factually correct statement.
but according to my therapist, two things can be true soooooo
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Bark Bats @bioloogyposting · Jun 8, 2048 Replying to @tistimeforlunch01
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
i STILL write fanfic on company time
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Bark Bats @bioloogyposting · Jun 8, 2048 Replying to @bioloogyposting
even though thats false thanks to equal pay
this rhyme needed to see the light of day some way
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NASA 
@NASA
Today marks one year since the sun returned to full luminosity. Humanity persevered through the struggles and cold souls continue to warm.
In a weeks time, a press conference regarding Project Hail Mary will be held. www.nasa.gov/phm40E6212048
NASA @NASA · 1y
Readings confirm the sun has returned to pre-astrophage crisis levels of luminosity.
Just eight months prior, space probe Marigold was launched to deliver Taumobea, astrophage's natural predator, into Venus' atmosphere.
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