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1. you're a hard man, aren't you? by ifthebookdoesntsell

   Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   03 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alice Chilton/Gemma Jay
   • Alice Chilton
   • Gemma Jay (Ted Lasso)
   • Hate Sex
   • Dom/sub
   • Post s4e05
   • sorry guys i really tried not to write this i swear
   • stone tops and pillow princesses go to heaven
   • Orgasm Control
   • Praise Kink
   • Smut

   Summary

   “God, I fucking hate you,” Alice laughed, all cold, all dry. 

   Then, like she had been expecting all along, Gemma kissed her. It always ended up happening like this. 

   (Or, Gemmalice hate sex that is kind of hate sex but is also vulnerable and a bid for connection.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of i love you so (it's like i'm losing my mind)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,171

   Chapters:

   1/1

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