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1. if you turn me on to anything, you better turn me on tonight by BEATINGHEARTBABY

   Fandoms: Bloodhound Gang (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • "Evil" Jared Hasselhoff & Jimmy Pop
   • "Evil" Jared Hasselhoff
   • Jimmy Pop
   • implied "Evil" Jared Hasselhoff/Jimmy Pop
   • Masturbation
   • Drunkenness
   • jerking your shit crazy style to music
   • Guns N' Roses References
   • Song: Rocket Queen (Guns N' Roses)
   • Title from a Guns N' Roses Song

   Summary

   you ever hear a song and are like "wow this song is so good i want it carnally" yeah well thats whats happening here

   this sucks

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,307

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

   24