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1. Have me as you are, have me as you want by Falazure

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins & Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Angst with a Hopeful Ending
   • Shameless Smut
   • Dubious Consent
   • they both sort it out in the end but it's a messy start lololol
   • Goldsickness
   • goldsick!Thorin
   • True Love's Kiss
   • or well true love's fuck at any rate
   • bilbo baggins is not a safe sex PSA
   • Explicit Sexual Content

   Summary

   Bilbo had watched Thorin loose himself that bit more every day, he had to try something, even if that something was ill advised at best.

   Or: How to fuck the madness out of a dwarf King, a not-at-all suggested guide by Bilbo Baggins.

   Language:

   English

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