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1. vandalism miracle by yuniejaeyunie

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Jack Grealish
   • Michael Olise
   • Jobe Bellingham
   • Trent Alexander-Arnold
   • Martin Ødegaard
   • Oral Sex

   Summary

   Rising Sports Star Erling Haaland, 20, Arrested After 'Brutal' Murder of 21-Year-Old Jack Grealish

   Yeah. That sounds about right. Erling was going to murder Jack.

   Erling stood in the middle of his dorm room, holding his phone away from his ear as Jack’s wheezing, high-pitched laughter echoed through the speaker.

   Erling glared down at the screenshot sent by an unknown number. A picture of the third stall in the humanities building. It says: ‘Call if you want 6 INCHES of Norwegian dick (soft btw). im a grower ;)' followed by Erling’s number, written with a black sharpie. Followed by another text:

   ~ j
   soooo… how long is it when ure hard? lol

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