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Yin-yang went to the mall, for what? Hatsune Miku merch and figurines of course! They didn't find a lot of new figurines but still explored the mall!
Yin: "well we checked our usual stores, where should we go next?"
Yang: "hmm dunno- WAIT THAT PRETZAL STORE!"
Yin: "OOO! GOOD IDEA!"
Yin-yang goes to Aunt Annie's to get some pretzels, on the way on the corner of Yin eye he spots a store with dresses and feminine clothes
Yin: ‘hm? Oh just a store… their clothes are cute, I wonder if I should go there…’
Yang: “You know all you have to do is say something right yin?”
Yin:” WHA- I mean I know but I was just looking at it”
Yang: “mhm… yeah”
Anyways, they got their Aunt Aunnie’s and sat down at a bench to enjoy their meal
Yin: “Hey yang…”
Yang: “Yeah?” *chewing sounds
Yin: “I was wondering maybe I could go into that store I was looking at earlier if you don’t mind…”
Yang: “Sure, I don’t care - we could do the mindful position candle helped us do”
Yin: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Thanks Yang!”
Yang: “ Yeah,yeah let me finish eating these before you take over though”
Yin-yang finished eating their pretzel and Yin took over. And started looking for the store he previously saw.
Yin:’hm.. Where did that store go-? Oh there it is!’
The store was called Liz Lisa, there were other stores like devil inspired by it. Yin decided to go into liz lisa to see if he liked it, if he did he would go into the stores next door and others like it.
Before stepping in Yin was a little scared. Going into a store targeted for women seemed really weird. And honestly was, I mean if anyone seen a man shopping for dresses by himself they would think he was shopping for someone or a weirdo. Of course he wasn’t doing either, just looking but who knows. After a little Yin went in,and when he did… Heaven. Pretty dresses and corsets everywhere. It did feel weirder actually being IN the store but he wanted to look around. I mean everything was pretty who wouldn’t but it wasn’t like Yin as going to buy anything… right?
Yin: ‘Wow, everything is so pretty! Oh, this one is really pretty so as this one!’
Yin just went around the store being so amazed at everything, everything was just so pretty! The ones he liked the most were the ones that looked like something a princess would wear. He didn’t know why he felt this way. He still felt like a guy and not a woman but he still loved almost everything in the store. Until
Worker 1: Hey, I seen you looking at this dress for a while! Do you think she’ll like it?
Yin was scared, what could he say?
Yin: Uh… Yeah I’m still looking! Do you think you have anything like this?
Yin holds up a hime-gyaru dress with a nervous expression
Worker 1: Yes we do! Follow me!
Yin follows [Worker 1] to the hime-gyrau side of the store.
Worker 1: Here we are! Let me know if you need anything else!
Yin: Thank you!
After [worker 1] left Yin was left to his own devices, so many pretty things everywhere. But after a bit Yin found this one dress. It was cute,clean but messy, pink,big, just perfect. After looking at it for a bit he just decided he would buy it, he just needed to see the price- 150 DOLLARS??? GOD FUCKING DAMN???WHAT THE FUCK???? NO ONE BALLING LIKE THAT BRO??? Yo listen I dont give a fuck if im just text 150 dollars for a oversize tutu is FUCKING CRAZY I DONT CARE IF IT’S HIME-GYARU, LOTIA OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT SHIT THAT IS TOO MUCH MONEY BRO anyways.
Yin knew they had about 1k saved but that 150 for a dress is wild… but the dress was just so pretty, he would buy it but he wanted to make sure Yang was okay with buying a 150 dress.
Yin: “Hey Yang…”
Yang: “What?”
Yin: “Can I buy this dress?”
Yang: “Yes..? Why are you asking me this?”
Yin: “Because it’s 150 dollars”
Yang: “ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY WHAT?”
Yin: “I wasn’t going to buy it without you knowing 150 dollars were missing because of one dress”
Yang: *sigh*” fine, But only because we aren’t doing anything with it”
Yin: “Okay thanks! I just wanted to make sure you were okay with it.”
And with that Yin took back over. With a new-found dress in his hand! He knew Yang would realize what actually happened in a few minutes but nonetheless he brought his dress, and went to other stores like it! In total spending 300 dollars ( No he did not buy two dresses that brought 150 I just felt like I should’ve brought that up). After Yin was done shopping they returned to Yin-yang and went home!
After they got home Yin was looking at his new dresses while Yang just formed what happened at the mall connecting it all to his mind.
Yang: “Yin, are you transgender?”
Yin was shocked by this question because of how random and sudden it was.
Yin: “No…I don’t think so. I still feel like a boy, I just like er- feminine clothing I guess…”
Yang: “You guess?”
As Yang holds up one of the dresses Yin brought.
Yin: “Okay, maybe not I guess but… I just really like dressing girly I guess… I don’t really know how to describe it…”
Yang: “Wait let me look it up real quick”
Yang quickly holds up their phone and looks up “what is it called when a boy dresses like women/where girly clothes”. What shows up is google telling them that it is called ‘femboy’ highlighted while long pieces of text telling what it is.
Yin: “Soo… I’m a femboy?”
Yang: “I mean yeah I’m 80% sure about it. We can ask Cabby about it later.”
Yin: “Yeah, anyways we should start getting ready for bed. It is getting kinda late.”
Yang: “Yeah you’re right.”
Okay they get ready for bed and go sleep… GNG IT’S THE END OF A FIC IDK WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.