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1. Linked by theboynamedcrow

   Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ivan/Till (Alien Stage)
   • Ivan (Alien Stage)
   • Till (Alien Stage)
   • Comedy
   • Dry Humping
   • implied tillivan but no buttsex in this fic because im the disappointment of the smut village
   • Unresolved Romantic Tension
   • brief mizisua and hyuluka cameos
   • Handcuffed Together
   • Handcuffs
   • no beta no proofreading we die like ivan and till's dignity
   • writing challenge
   • Renaissance Faires
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

   Summary

   “Remember to smile,” Ivan leans in to say, and Till huffs.

   “You got us executed, we’re not supposed to smile.”

   But Ivan does. Till keeps his slightly disgruntled expression over how stupidly good he looks even with a blade to his neck. At least the cuffs prevent Ivan from giving him bunny ears this time.

   The flash goes off, the props are put down.

   And the key is gone.

   -

   Or: Ivan and Till go to a Renaissance fair and get accidentally handcuffed together. It goes as well as one can imagine.

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   English

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