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  1. Over Jamie's Lap by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    05 Sep 2026

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    To Jamie, that was his whole life being dragged across the mud. He had told Roy, in confidence, the five things he loved in life that he couldn’t live without.

    1. Mummy
    2. Roy
    3. Hair
    4. Football
    5. Roy

    On some days, depending on where they stood, hair would be above Roy and he was on the list twice. As of right now, Roy was at the very bottom.

    Roy said something rude. It really hurt Jamie's feelings. There's only one way to get the prick back to bed...

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