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1. For Legal Purposes by rammieandpenelope

   Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)/You
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle
   • Ted Nivison
   • Reader
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Slow Burn
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Reader-Insert
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Female Reader-Insert
   • Eventual Romance
   • Sexual Tension
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Jealousy
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Miscommunication
   • Social Media
   • Not Beta Read
   • Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
   • Past Domestic Violence

   Summary

   It starts with a purse, an argument, and one very poorly timed question.

   “Wait. Are you two dating?”

   Schlatt doesn't even hesitate. “Unfortunately.”

   You should correct him. Instead, you sigh. “It's been the worst nine months of my life.”

   The clip is online before either of you gets home.
   By morning, several million people think you're Jschlatt's girlfriend. The reasonable thing would be to tell them the truth.

   You and Schlatt have never been particularly reasonable.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   81,430

   Chapters:

   18/?

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