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“How I Destroyed an Entire Minecraft Civilization” - Wemmbu
It was another day on the Unstable Smp. At this point Wemmbu was tired of trying to get rid of Egg’s stasis. It was stressful trying to get rid of the stasis one by one. Of course, It wasn't easy. Finding the actual locations of the stasis chambers was not as hard as it sounds, Yungy was willing to help anyways. And on top of that, The stupid Bandit King had betrayed their group. As if it couldn’t get any more worse than that, Flame had shown up looking for Wemmbu for a fight. The purple blob looked at his older brother. Is he actually serious? In the middle of finding the stasis this guy shows up. It ruined his entire day.
“I’ll give you Egg’s stasis if you face me in a duel.”
Flame spoke. Wemmbu looked like he wanted Flame to say something in the lines of ‘Haha, I’m just kidding.’ But nonetheless, Wemmbu accepted the challenge. As they dueled, Wemmbu started becoming desperate. Will he actually lose the stasis just because of this duel? He began overthinking, he wasn’t even trying anymore because he was hopeless. But then-
“Dude are you even trying, Wemmbu?!”
The older one yelled in frustration. Wemmbu looked a bit taken aback.
“Because It doesn’t look like you’re even trying anymore! Go restock or something! At least just try!”
He barked once again. Wemmbu didn’t say anything. Flame did notice Wemmbu’s helpless expression. He didn’t want to admit it but he felt bad seeing Wemmbu like this. It reminded him of when Wemmbu was a child. Parrot had taken him in and Wemmbu always looked scared the first time he saw the little child. Flame sighed, He was worried for Wemmbu. He even asked himself why Egg’s stasis exists.
“Look, I was going to give you the pearls regardless of whether you won or not.. I just wanted a fight, okay?”
The silence was suffocating. Wemmbu let out the most stressful sigh he had ever let out in his entire life. “You were going to.. Give them to me regardless?”
He said with hope in his eyes. “Yes! I was going to. I just wanted a fight bro. I mean, we're rivals and like that, but I would consider us like friends too you know?”
Flame decided to give the pearls to Wemmbu and also helped him with whatever plan Wemmbu had in mind.
The group had arrived at the Cave civilization. As expected, Bandit King ran to snitch on Wemmbu. “Wow so he actually snitched huh?” Yungy sighed. Wemmbu didn’t even care at this point.
“Well, well, well. What do we have here? Looks like you’ve got quite the army here huh?” The taller one said with a condescending voice.
The cave leader looked at him with annoyance. He needed to know one thing. “Was Bandit King’s word true, Wemmbu?” Arachnid spoke with a stern voice. “Psssshhh, I have noooo idea what you’re even accusing me of.” Wemmbu replied with sarcasm written all over him. He even tried not to laugh, looking at Arachnid made him want two things, death and Egg back.
“Hmph. Expected. I must say, I still have the upper hand. As long as I have Egg’s pearls, I’m the one in control.”
The Weapon stared at the pearl behind his leader. He tried to calm himself down because he remembered the plan his group had set up with them. A while back, Wemmbu remembered that these pearls were the very last of Egg’s pearls, at least to him and his squad's knowledge. But he decided it was best to keep Egg’s pearls and connect it to a fishing rod, when in danger it would teleport Egg to safety.
Wemmbu snapped back to reality and asked Arachnid a question. “What are you implying by that? What are you planning to do?”
Arachnid looked him dead in the eyes, trying to intimidate Wemmbu as he replied to the question. “As long as I have Egg, I have you. If you were to disobey me, I wonder what would happen. Do as I say, If not then unfortunately say your goodbyes to him now.”
“Okay?? Then do it. Try me dude.” The dragon challenged the spider who was standing in front of him. “If you ban him, you don’t have any leverage over me. You have NOTHING. You’re nothing without it. So I doubt you’d even go through with it.”
Obviously, this took Arachnid aback. “Are you willing to call that bluff?” He wanted a reaction out of Wemmbu, but the reaction wasn’t to his expectation. It was a smirk. “Yeah, go ahead. Do it.” Wemmbu said confidently. “Then, I’ll ban you.”
It was silent for a second. “Let’s see you try.” Arachnid challenged the purple blob before pulling the pearl of his best friend. Arachnid started critting him until Egg disappeared from his sight. Wemmbu had pulled Egg’s pearl that he set up before coming back to the cave. “Ooof, I guess that was your last pearl man.. What is the poor old little spider gonna do?” Wemmbu said condescendingly. Arachnid looked at him in surprise. The Leader did not think Wemmbu would have access to Egg’s other stasis far away.
“No, No. I still have the machine that would teleport Egg when you pop this totem!” Arachnid spoke. “Kill me, and Egg dies.” Wemmbu scoffed. “You think I can’t teleport him away again? I still have 3 of these.” Wemmbu showed him the remaining rods. “I think..”
The dragon walked towards Arachnid. “I think you’re done for. Stand down now, and maybe I’ll let you live. How does that sound?” The older man looked at him in disbelief.
“Sparing me? Wow! Sparing me? Wemmbu, Look around you. You’re in MY territory. You’re surrounded! Everyone, attack!!” The room was awkwardly quiet to the point Wemmbu was fighting the urge to laugh at Arachnid’s embarrassing attempt to order people to attack him. He tried multiple times to order an attack on Wemmbu, but everytime, it was just embarrassing to look at.
“Yooo.. So.. I don’t think they’re sure who the rightful king of the caves is anymore. If the people down here value strength, logically I should be the king.” The annoying lost cause mocked him. (Im sorry) “So my suggestion for you, my friend is that you win this fight.”
Wemmbu potted up without a warning and he prepared to elytra mace Arachnid. The leader had relied on his totems to survive Wemmbu’s attacks as he ran inside of his castle.
“Yo, for someone who values strength, You're a pretty weak self proclaimed strongest in the Cave civilization.” He laughed as he kept mocking the weakling leader. Of course, Wemmbu was very joyful during this entire fight. He was so close to defeating this asshole.
But one door could change EVERYTHING.
Arachnid opened up a secret door and he ran inside. Wemmbu thought this guy was a prick. Why would he go inside of a secluded room?
Oh.
Now he knows why.
Look around. Look around.
The room was filled with Egg’s pearls everywhere. There was so much Wemmbu couldn’t help but be shocked with how much more pearls Arachnid had of Egg’s. He was this close, but the universe was never in his favor. Maybe he was just really a lost cause, but he couldn’t let his thoughts affect him now that Arachnid’s trying to kill Egg.
He needed to take this fight seriously. The stubborn spider and dragon took turns pulling the angel’s stasis. Wemmbu gave 3/4 of his armor to Egg for protection, only keeping the chest plate to help him fight off Arachnid.
Egg was desperately trying to pull his own pearls. It was a little bit dizzying for him when he’s literally being teleported every second while trying to protect himself from Arachnid’s attacks.
“DUDE WHY DID YOU THROW SO MANY PEARLS??” Wemmbu face slammed to himself but he immediately focused on Egg’s safety.
After a very long and stressful fight, all of the pearls were finally gone, but that wasn’t the end of Wemmbu being hopeless again.
Egg was now invisible, hiding while Wemmbu took on Arachnid. They chased him throughout the castle. Eventually Wemmbu caught up with him and stood in front of the older man.
“If the only thing you value is your strength then like I mean.. There’s always someone who’s going to be stronger than you. That happens to be me! Sooo.. Give up?” Wemmbu spoke to him thinking this man was out of tricks up his sleeve.
Arachnid let out a sigh. “I guess you’re right.” Before Wemmbu could speak, The spider had activated something using a fishing rod.
Wemmbu was confused when he suddenly started taking damage. “W-What the?? Are you seriously tickling me to death bro??”
The purple blob let out a frustrated sigh. He was genuinely annoyed by this stupid machine that he didn’t even understand how it works. “Dude you’re just gonna tickle my shield to death??” Wemmbu said while looking up to Arachnid.
Arachnid looked over to his civilization. “You’re right, it’s not about strength only. It’s about power.” The leader had pulled another fishing rod that activated everyone’s own thorns trap. Multiple people started dying.
________ was killed while trying to hurt Zombie.
Everyone was panicking.
“If all traitors are not banned by the end of this day, Everyone will suffer the thorns curse.” Arachnid announced to everyone while holding back a smile.
Wemmbu started attacking Arachnid and everyone that was attacking his friends. Everyone had dropped back into the purge area and they kept fighting. While fighting, Wemmbu had realised that Flame and Egg did not have the effect. He made a conclusion that it may be because of the fair that was held a day before this entire fight. It was the shooting game from earlier where he was forced to play by a random dude. Wemmbu had taken off to find the machine he believed to be somewhere in the purge arena. After he flew over the volcano he had found, there was a huge lag spike that made him find where they kept the thorns machines.
He dug through the volcano and found the room where they kept the thorns machine in. There were guards who were protecting the room but of course, this is Wemmbu were talking about. These people in diamond armor were basically flies to him. As expected he swiftly eliminated the guards and he wasted no time looking around for him and his friend’s thorns machine. One by one, he turned them off. Except for Bandit King’s of course, Who would do that?
He went back to where everyone was and he tried to get everyone's attention. “Hello!? Can somebody list- Okay that’s it. Someone needs to be an example.” He said with annoyance as he maced a random guy.
“Okay! Listen up everybody!! STOP FIGHTING!!” Everyone turned to face Wemmbu as he spoke. “Okay look, I turned off everyone’s machine. Maybe except for Bandit King’s, He can have eternal suffering lmao. But hey, we don’t have to listen to Arachnid anymore!” Bandit King interrupted him with a yell. “DON’T LISTEN TO HIM HE’S FUCKING PURPLE!!”
Wemmbu was so fucking offended by what he had said that Wemmbu just looked at him and replied with “What??” “HE’S A DECEIVER! LOOK WHAT HE’S DOING TO ME!! THIS IS TORTURE!!” The really fucking annoying guy that Wemmbu wants to kill right now tried to convince people to not listen to Wemmbu but what world would anyone believe him after literally being purple racist.
Okay I’m sorry back to being fucking normal
Ignoring the guy who fully deserves to still be tortured with the tickling machine, Wemmbu continued to say what he wanted to say. “Look, I have the power to control the machines so it’s really up to you guys if you want to listen to me or not. Side with us or not. Look at Bandit King. Do you really want that to be happening to you? I mean if you want I can activate this and give you a zombie best friend so feel free to keep attacking us. But I’m gonna go ahead and ban Arachnid.”
The group had headed back into the castle of Arachnid to finish this once and for all.
Yungy approached the throne and he tried to aura farm by activating the secret skulk sensor by switching his armor but he failed miserably so here comes the lost cause absolutely destroying my goats aura but thats okay they got inside anyways we pretend that don’t exist haha.. Searching for a scene that doesn't exist. OKKK CUT THATTTTTT
The 5 of them had arrived at their destination. There was Arachnid. Holding the Totem that would send Egg to his death. After some talking and Arachnid still trying to threaten Egg’s death, Yungy suddenly lunged forward so fucking fast and Arachnid saw the opportunity for a spilt second to hold the totem out when Yungy attacked him which caused Egg to teleport and fall in the box which seemed to be the void, which was proven to be a lie after Egg clutches with a water.
“Yungy, you’re so fucking lucky that didn’t fucking kill him.” Wemmbu said with a firm voice but before Yungy could even say something or apologise Wemmbu turned to attack Arachnid. The fight escalated and Arachnid had almost killed Egg twice, Wemmbu was forced to ask Egg to teleport to his last final stasis that Wemmbu had saved and to run away to safety.
And maybe, that would be a crucial mistake.
A mistake that Wemmbu would regret later on