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1. Dear Sir or Madam, Will You Read My Fic? (John’s version) [FROM THE VAULT] by GenuinelyHollowExile

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   08 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • George Harrison/John Lennon/Paul McCartney/Ringo Starr
   • George Harrison/John Lennon
   • John Lennon/Ringo Starr
   • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • Brian Epstein/John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • Brian Epstein/John Lennon
   • John Lennon
   • Paul McCartney
   • George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Brian Epstein
   • Ringo Starr
   • Please drink responsibly
   • Characters Writing Fanfiction
   • Intentionally Bad Spelling & Grammar
   • Unsexy Sex Scenes
   • John Lennon is a Mess
   • This Fic Will Make No Sense If You Haven’t Read Part One First
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • I Have A Very Dumb Sense of Humor
   • Insecure John Lennon
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • John Lennon is in Denial
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • John Lennon Being an Idiot

   Summary

   The full versions of John’s unhinged drunk erotic fan fictions about the Beatles. As each story goes on, he becomes progressively more drunk.

   Note: This is bonus content for Dear Sir or Madam, Will You Read My Fic? (part 1 in the series) and it will not make any sense to anyone who hasn’t read that.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Dear Sir or Madam, Will You Read My Fic?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,378

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   22

   Kudos:

   25

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   399