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Brand New Neighbor by FrankCastlesTits
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Punisher (TV 2017)
10 Sep 2026
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Summary
Frank Castle had successfully managed to keep his head down for a little over two years. He minded his business, kept his comings and goings discrete, played nice to keep his face off of the news. He’d done what he’d been told for a good long while now and for the time being, he wasn’t necessarily content, just… existing.
He had a routine: wake up, eat breakfast, which usually consisted of a granola bar and a mug of coffee, go to work at a local construction company, come home, check the perimeter, and watch tv until he passed out late into the night. It was mundane. It was boring. But the routine of it all kept him sane in some ways. In other ways, it drove him insane.
For two years he was left to his own devices, left in the rocky peace he’d made for himself. Until one day, the landlord came knocking at his door.
“You’re getting a new neighbor Castiglione. Just thought I’d warn ya before we start moving all them boxes and bangin around.”
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OR Frank Castle gets a new nosy neighbor in the form of one Peter Parker.