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  1. The Rule Of Three: Date Night by

    Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    08 Sep 2026

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    Frank Castle is a greedy mother fucker who must woo his two annoying partners at a dinner date.
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    "Who said I'm getting you two little shits an appetizer?" Frank asked as he smudged the cigarette against the tablecloth, making a manager a few feet away shudder.

    The younger of the three huffed at that. "The appetizer is the best part."

    "The dessert is the best part." Peter argued, hitting her foot under the table.

    "It's the actual meal because that's all you'll be getting." The older man grunted as the duo began to play footsie with each other, snickering like brats.

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