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Haruhi punched her cheek, wincing. On the SOS Brigade computer, which Haruhi sat in front of, Clavicular's tiktok was opened. She picked up the computer mouse and hit her face with it a few times.
Kyon walked in as she did this.
Him: 😥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
"What." He said, shocked at what he was seeing.
"I'm looksmaxxing!" Haruhi exclaimed, smiling as she whacked herself in the face.
"What the hell is a looks.... What is that, Haruhi."
"Some guy on Tick Tack (A/n: ILLIT?) told me my face is ugly with a bunch of big words I don't understand." Haruhi shrugged.
"I don't follow." Kyon squeezed the bridge of his nose in annoyance, sighing.
Haruhi hit herself harder with the mouse, flinching. Her face was red from the impact at this point.
She continued hitting herself for the rest of the meeting. By the end of the meeting she was in the hospital for a fracture in her face and maybe also CTE idk.
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