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1. The Cold War is just a penis measuring contest and 25 centimetres is a small condom size. by Dunkinaddict57

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • America & Russia (Hetalia)
   • America & China (Hetalia)
   • China & Russia (Hetalia)
   • America & China & Russia (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • China (Hetalia)
   • Cold War
   • Dick Size Competition

   Summary

   Uh basically it’s just America and Russia comparing their dick sizes.

   Language:

   English

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   1,154

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   1/?

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