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"well if it isnt such a GLORIOUS day to go to the beach amirite?!?!" facty blurted out
And if i say so myself it quite literally was a glorious day to be at the beach right now, the sun was out clouds where... clouding and parents and their children were all laughing and having fun. It was basically the perfect utopia someone could ask for, martian suddenly started shuffling around looking for something i dont really know.
"Is something wrong?" Lightbulb spoke since it looked like they were desperately trying to look for a really important item.
"AHA!!" The bug eyed alien suddenly pulled out a whole ass volleyball she got from god who knows what, both facty and lightbulb started at them quite intregued since the both of them didn't notice that he even brought a volleyball before they left.
"what are we meant to do with that exactly?" Facty was then met with stares as if they said something that would probably end an entire family in one go.Both of them suddenly opened their mouths perfectly in harmony to ask the question "do you not.. know how to play volleyball??" awkward silence came afterwards which was truly deafening.
Facty thought to themselves for a moment I mean they have heard of volleyball from somewhere but they haven’t ACTUALLY played it before, they let out an awkward scoff like sound to break the tension that was up in the air and said
“I mean yeah I don’t really know but I’d really like to try?” They said hoping the both of them wouldn’t keep staring
Instead both Martian and Lightbulb stare at each other then looked back at Facty with the most gleamiest (is that even a word) eyes ever.
“HELL YEAH!! I’ll start with the ball” Said Martian who was obviously the most excited over this idea, they decided to form a circle (question mark) to start off the game
“Okay Fact you basically have to stretch out your armsclamp your hands together and when the ball comes towards you gotta hit it, alright Martian pass it!” lightbulb said facing the interested ginger blonde, The ball was suddenly passed to lightbulb then WACKED high up in the air by him.
“Okay I think I got it now!” Facty replied in an innocent like tone even though they didn’t understand whatever the fuck ANYTHING meant they then awkwardly positioned themselves awkwardly following what lightbulb instructed to do, although it was more stiffer and not as confident in a way.
“Alright receive it Facty!!” Lightbulb then hit the ball straight in the air it was quite cinematic for a moment, Facty positioned them upfront to hit the volley ball until
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WHACK WHAM!!!
They suddenly got whacked STRAIGHT on the head by the ball. Then after that laughter started to burst out
“HOLY SHIT!!! OH MY.” Lightbulb said trying not to snort while Martian was in the corner also loosing their shit
“YEOWCH OH MY DEVILLED EGGS.” Facty suddenly said something viciously rubbing their head in pain
And then ashwaganha kid came in and was like
“Ashwagandha ashwagandha ASHWAGANDHAAAA?!??”
And then Facty looked up into the camera (or something) and went
“well that was certainly an amazing adventure Amirite viewers!!”
Then Facty , Martian and lightbulb all went into the ocean and uhh idk how to end this