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1. A Garden Variety Pest by Opossumofdoom

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • FrUK
   • ukfr - Freeform
   • Top England (Hetalia)
   • Bottom France (Hetalia)
   • Anal Sex
   • Magic
   • Body Worship
   • France is fat and beautiful and I love him
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names

   Summary

   After Francis misses one too many world meetings, Arthur decides he must get to the bottom of why. But when his spell goes wrong, he faces unexpected consequences.

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   English

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