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The plastics? NO! The heathers? Maybe. The trafficpinners? MAYBE

Summary:

Crackfic cause yeah. Heathers and mean girls, mentions of transformers

Chapter 1: The Heathers

Chapter Text

The three heathers walked out. A tall lamb hybrid walking in the front, followed by two figures, one with hair, coloured as a faded chartreuse, and the second with cyan hair.

 

The front one, dressed in a bright red seemed to be looking down on everyone, not seeming to have great intentions.

 

Following this, the one in yellow, the green haired one, had horns protruding from their head, seemed to glare at most people. 

 

Finally, dressed in a lovely shade of green, stood a person with cyan hair, and a smile plastered across their face.

 

 

 

 

 

“Of course, all the heathers got the same gym class” Charm noted.

 

“Who are the heathers?” Shelby asked.

 

“They’re TLM AND APL  royalty. If the life series featured them they’d always be the winners” Heatwave replied.

 

Charm started to speak “That one there, it’s Heather Spark. They’re one of the smartest people you’ll ever meet. Heatwave sat next to them in English last year”

 

“They were asked by the teacher if they could be the valedictorian”

 

Charm continued “That strong one? That’s Heather Bison. He’s totally rich because her mum invented a vaccine.” Charm paused “Heather Bison knows everybody’s business, they know everything about everyone”

 

“That’s why his hairs so big.. it’s full of secrets” Heatwave whispered at the end.

 

“And evil takes a human form in Heather Dove, don’t be fooled, they may look like the most beautiful, kind, intelligent Lamb, but in reality, they are so much more than that. “ Charm spoke in a low volume.

 

“They’re the queen bee, the star; those other two are just her little workers.”

 

“Heather Dove, how do I even begin  to explain Heather Dove