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Thor has decided that his friends from work deserve a vacation in Asgard—a decision Loki considers absolutely dreadful.
The Prince of Asgard is hardly pleased to have a group of Midgardians invading his home, but one guest in particular gets under his skin: a blonde Midgardian wearing a questionable cowboy hat, armed with a sharp tongue and a smart mouth that rivals Loki’s own arrogance.
Mobius seems completely unimpressed by Asgardian royalty. In fact, the more Loki tries to intimidate him, the more amused Mobius becomes.
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"Do you know how dangerous I am!?" Loki warns
Mobius stares up at him for a moment, still catching his breath. Then his grin returns.
"I don't know," he said, his voice deliberately casual. "You're just like a little pussycat with an attitude problem."
For once, the Prince of Asgard was left completely speechless—not by an enemy, a god, or a powerful sorcerer, but by one infuriatingly smug Midgardian in a cowboy hat.
And Loki absolutely cannot stand him.
...At least, that's what he keeps telling himself.