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1. How to handle drunks, a short guide by fartsparkle3000

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

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   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Sep 2026

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   • America/Lithuania (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Lithuania (Hetalia)
   • Mentioned Prussia (Hetalia)
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Mentioned Russia (Hetalia)
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Texting
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • Roommates to Lovers
   • Accidental Confessions
   • Coming Out
   • Closeted
   • lithy is a sassy little shit
   • America being America (Hetalia)
   • America Being a Brat (Hetalia)
   • Childishness
   • very awkward for the both of them
   • alfred is not an unemployed chud
   • (unlike me)
   • i just have no plans on his job whatsoever
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   Summary

   Alfred accidentally comes out to his roommate Tolys while drunk. No one even knew this about him until he spilled it all over the counter as he hid his affection while blatantly flirting to an unexpected crush. How will he work this out?

    

   i give up aligning the text messages, try to understand

   Language:

   English

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