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1. Witch Weekly's Classic Muggle Romcoms of the 90's by LunaLunaria

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Hannah Abbott
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Cho Chang
   • Padma Patil
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Ernie Macmillan
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Crookshanks - Character
   • OC professors - Character
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Humor
   • Medium Burn
   • Eventual Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Post-War
   • POV Alternating
   • "Enemies" to Friends to Lovers
   • Meddling Ginny Weasley
   • Meddling Blaise Zabini
   • Meddling Everyone
   • Mutual Pining
   • Classic Muggle Romcoms of the 90's
   • She's All That with a hint of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
   • Double Bet
   • Ensemble Cast
   • Light Angst
   • Chaos and Debauchery
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Explicit Language
   • Idealist Hermione Granger
   • Misanthrope Draco Malfoy
   • The emotional equivalent of an espresso martini

   Summary

   It's her 8th Year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger has every intention of spending her time wisely (read: in the library). But when a drunken bet (damn you Mermish gin) leaves her with no choice but to convince an antisocial Draco Malfoy to attend the Unity Ball with her, she's forced to put her academic agenda aside in favor of extracurricular activities.

   Draco Malfoy has one plan for his 8th Year, and it's simple really: get in, get out. But when extenuating circumstances (read: his ego) leave him in a bind, he finds himself in a one-sided academic competition with none other than swot-extraordinaire Hermione Granger.

   Featuring mutual pining, conflicting agendas and a very silly ensemble cast.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   301

   Chapters:

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