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chapter 6: THE KIRKING.

Summary:

The flowers do an assasination on Charlie Kirk.

 

I’m not joking 🥹

Notes:

This took me like 2 hours to write ,, and it’s not even that long 😭😭 unfortunately for me I believe in the AO3 writers curse, so for this to be my first fic I think this is a bad thing 😭😭😭 sorry if the writings weird it’s my first time writing a crack fic ,, enjoy???

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The crowd roared, clapped, and cheered for Charlie Kirk as he finished speaking. Enjoying the praise from the people. “I LOVE YOU CHARLIE!!!” “IM GAY FOR YOU CHARLIE!!!” people shouted. Better yet, people even swung flags. He smirked looking at everyone, and began to switch onto a new topic.

But further away, atop a building—seven figures stood up there, looking at everything. Seemingly grossed out at how many people were supporting this guy. “Oh my asgore, people actually support this guy?” Said Seth, re-adjusting their glasses as to make sure they weren't mis-seeing things. Aqua bounced side to side, even though she had no clue what was happening; she was excited. “Uuu, who is this guy?” “A durn criminell, thats who.” Yellow spoke, tilting his hat down slightly, casting a shadow on his eyes. One of his hands on his gun in his holster. Looking deeply more disappointed then he usually would be.

“Wow, Yellow. Ive never seen you this upset!” Flowery said, holding onto his black jacket slung over his shoulder as usual. With that smug smile. “Not that it isnt reasonable, of course! This guy has no Jarona in his system!” “i guess??? Anyways.. we have to do this perfectly to not get caught,” Seth stated. “Everyone, get down!” they all dropped to the ground, but getting up just enough to peek over the ledge.

“Are you sure you will be alright whilst doing this, Darling? You’ve never done anything like this before.” Blue whispered, his deep voice calming Yellow slightly. “I-i think ive got it, Blu’.. just let me aim n’..” he steadied his gun over the ledge, aiming perfectly at the speakers neck. “Wait,” Seth whispered suddenly, the 6 other flowers turned to stare at them in confusion. “Yellow, your using the bullets I gave you right?”

Yellow tilted his gun upside down into the palm of his hand, 3 normal, sleek gold bullets fell into his palm—which Seth took instantly. They held it up to their glasses, and then spoke. “These aren’t the right ones, Yellow.” Seth dropped those bullets onto the ground below, And then turned to Green, extending their palm. “You have them, right?” Green nodded, a gentle smile on their face as they dropped 3 more bullets into Seth’s palm. They looked the same as the other ones, almost identical even. Only difference is that they had little engravings on them.

They gave the new bullets to Yellow, and he loaded his gun. He turned back over the ledge to aim, and Orange perked up. “How come Yellow gets to assassinate the guy? I’m tough!” She spoke, her squeaky voice slightly angered. ‘Because we’d get caught easily if we let you do it.’ Green’s sign read, Orange somehow felt even more offended by that. “How would I be the reason we get caught?? I could take him down easy!!!” “Little sis, this isn’t the kind of thing that can be done up close. It requires us to be sneaky, you know? Not something you can really help us with too much, unfortunately.” Flowery spoke, his voice reassuring and surprisingly calm for such a situation.

Oranges lip started trembling, tears welled up in her eyes. “Y-Your just being a big bully!! I could do it!!! I’m brave!!!!!” Green extended their palm out to Orange, a usual sign for Orange to get onto their palm. Orange sniffled, and climbed on. Her tail drooping low, as Green put her under their chef hat. Even flowery looked slightly sympathetic for her, somehow. “Okay, you ready Yellow?” Seth said, adjusting their glasses carefully. “Sure am..!” “Okay.. and…”

“Counting or not counting gang violence?”

“SHOOT!!!”

Charlie’s body jerked, as blood started to spray and drip down his neck. The crowd screamed, cried, and shouted. Everyone was running out the area, guards were trying to help Charlie, it was a ruckus.

Seth hopped up and pointed at the stairwell down from the roof, shouting “GO GO GO!!” The flowers ran down the stairwell, their feet hitting the steps loudly, echoing in the building. “Uuu, That was cool!” Aqua cheered, oddly faster then the other flowers. “Wait, I have an idea everyflower!” Flowery said, his voice raised. The 6 other flowers paused, and turned to him. He balled up his fists, looking downwards, focused.

“With our powers combined—“

The others knew what this meant.

Suddenly, Flowery absorbed the other flowers. His body entirely white with a pastel rainbow outline around him, his hair sticking up as he floated off the ground.

“OMEGA Flowery! Last… Jarona!!!”

He flew forward, zooming past everyone in the blink of an eye. His rainbow aura (cant believe I just wrote that unironically) trailing behind him and fading out as he approached the flower shop, he flew into the door hard. Popping into the dark world quickly—and slamming into the wall at the flower kingdom.

The slam echoed throughout the kingdom, as the other flowers practically flew out of him from it. Ending his omega form, for now. “OW!! Big bro, why’d you do that?!” Orange shouted, more mad then sad now. “Sorry sis, had to get us here somehow..!”

“Well, atleas’ we succeeded!” Yellow spoke, still on the ground weak. He noticed Blue on the ground also from that slam, and got up immediately. He ran over to him, holding his hands. “Oh, Blue! Are yew alright?!” “I’m fine, dear. Do not fret.” As everyone was mildly healing from that slam, the sound of footsteps came from somewhere. It got louder, and louder, before—

“Ory! Are you okay, mew?!”

Pink rushed over to Orange, scooping her up in her hands. “Big sis! Your here!!!” As Pink and Orange chatted, the other flowers were… confused. “Uhh, who is that??” Seth said, utterly baffled. “I’m Pink, mew! Ory here is my lil sis, and-“ “if your Oranges big sister, how have I never met you? Because im her big bro, technically.” Flowery said, standing up and dusting himself off. He looked rather serious, whilst Pink looked rather irritated just by the audacity of this guy. “Hey! You don’t cut mew off!!! plus, IM her big sis, not you!! Tell him, Ory!!!” All eyes turned to Orange, as she gulped nervously.

“Uuuhh..”

“Orange.”

“UUUUUHHH….!!”

“Ory!!!”

“uuuuUUUUUUUUHHHH—ILL BE BACK!!!!!!!”

Orange sped off, no longer in sight anymore. Flowery and pink shot daggers at each other, this was clearly not gonna be a fun experience.

Notes:

haii u made it to the end!!!! Unfortunately there’s gonna be more chapters of this if enough ppl want it 😭😭😭 plspls comment below and I’d appreciate kudos ✌️✌️