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1. Hello, My Name Is 'Human' by redheadeddevastation

   Fandoms: Thor - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Aug 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Thor/ Darcy Lewis
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Darcy Lewis
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • Kidnapping
   • Restraints
   • OOC Thor
   • Think Loki and Thor COMBINED
   • but still Thor
   • AU
   • Smut
   • Thor is VERY Appreciative of Darcy's Breasts

   Summary

   Thor and crew stop by Earth (as they do every 127 years) and scoop up some of those super adorable humans as souvenirs/ pets. At a diner, Darcy brings her flirting A-game to the wrong Tall, Blonde and Godly.

   Thor does not take 'no' for an answer.

   He doesn't have to.

   Language:

   English

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