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1. Rule Number Four by brichibi

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku
   • Cleaners Ensemble (Gachiakuta)
   • Riyo Reaper
   • Rudo Surebrec
   • Enjin (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is His Own Warning (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is Obsessed with Zanka Nijiku
   • Jabber Wonger-centric
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Rock Band
   • Violence
   • Fanboy Jabber
   • The Cleaners are a band
   • The Hell Guard is a band
   • Hand Kisses
   • Face Punching

   Summary

   There are four simple rules one must live by when in Jabber Wonger’s presence. Don’t touch his hair. Don’t ruin his high. Don’t break his concentration when he’s conducting experiments. And don’t, under any circumstances, interrupt his Zanka Nijiku time.

   [Or, the one where Jabber is music sensation Zanka Nijiku’s biggest fan and someone makes the mistake of interrupting his well-earned fanboy time.]

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