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1. You’re Never Mean Enough by asphodelclub

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Sirius Black
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Shameless Smut
   • Rough Sex
   • Ministry of Magic Galas & Balls (Harry Potter)
   • Jealousy
   • Spit as Lube
   • Bottom Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Top Sirius Black
   • Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit
   • Anal Sex
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Pain Kink
   • Established Relationship
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Oral Sex
   • Desk Sex
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Bratting
   • Biting
   • Marking
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Spanking
   • it gets a bit intense
   • but what else do you expect from them

   Summary

   Sirius is only at this Ministry Gala because his bf Barty, of all people, begged him to be here.

   And so he's entirely unsurprised when it turns out Barty had ulterior motives all along.

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   English

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