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1. what if the way you hold me is actually what's holy by HelluvaBoink for hellamews

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • God
   • Religious Guilt
   • Religion
   • Alternate Universe - Priests
   • Priest Kink
   • Nuns
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex

   Summary

   Blitzø knows he's been sent to the middle of fuck ass nowhere because he's being punished.

   His slap on the wrist is being sent to this town, where the last priest was a fucking creep who slept with half the congregation. The priest before that had been so pathetic that the congregation had torn him apart and he'd quit the faith.

   Blitzø can at least be better than those two suckers were, he knows it.

   Or

   Blitzø is a priest, Stolas is a nun, can I make it any more obvious?

   Language:

   English

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   11,620

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   1/1

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