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Sun: I BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE SO IF ANYBODY WAS PLANNING ON USING IT IM SORRY
Venus: OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DID
Venus: I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE MICROWAVABLE CHICKEN NUGGETS TOO.
Earth: WHAT IS UP WITH U AND THOSE NUGGETS
Venus: THEY’RE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY, LEAVE ME ALONE
Jupiter replying to Sun: “I BLEW UP THE MICRO…”
Jupiter: It’s fine, Sun.
Earth: yeah no its fine idc we have like 20 more microwaves
Earth: and even if we didn’t i could js make them
Venus: you think you can shit out a microwave?
Earth: wait…
Earth: LET ME TRY
Venus: i was joking but okay then
Saturn: so let’s NOT shove a microwave up our ass and try to dispose of it afterwards the same way! <(-^-)>
Earth: awwww okay
Venus: earth hook up the microwave so i can make my fucking nuggets
Earth: say the magic word
Venus: please
Earth: idc abt that
Earth: the OTHER one
Venus: i hate you so much
Earth: do you want your nuggets or no?
Venus: UGH.
Jupiter: I know how to hook up a microwave, Venus.
Venus: daddy, can you hook up the microwave for me? i’ll be a good boy
Venus: FUCK ME BRO
Earth: happily!!😁
Venus: kys
Earth: ik u dont mean that<3
Uranus replying to Venus: “daddy, can you hook up…”
Uranus: i wish i could put blesch in my ehes
blehzc
blezhc
blesjk
belach
FUCK
bleCH
FUCK THIS
Uranus is offline.
Venus: wait i actually wanted him here
Earth: i hooked up a new microwave
Venus: YES THANK YOU
Venus: I CAN FINALLY EAT MY NUGGETS
Earth: calm down bru💔
Sun: WHY IS THE HOUSE SO COLD
Jupiter: Sun. I have turned up the heater as hot as it can go. HOW ARE YOU STILL COLD?
Sun: IT’S FREEZIBG WHAT ARE YOU TLAKING BAOTU
Luna: I was bringing food up to him and he opened his door shivering wearing a hoodie, sweatpants, and fingerless gloves.
Luna: Btw Sun did u finish the food
Sun: YES I DID IT WAS YUMMY:3
Luna: Okay good
Uranus is online.
Uranus: im back
Venus: OH MY GOD YES
Earth: venus, is there smth u wanna share with us?
Mercury: yeah venus, anything?
Venus: wdym
Earth: you seem REAL happy that uranus is back..
Venus: nuh-uh
Uranus: wiat what
Earth: yuh-huh
Mercury: are you gay for uranus, venus?
Venus: no?
Uranus: wait venus is gay
Earth: yes venus is gay
Mercury: yuh
Luna: Yes
Mars: Yup
Sun: YEAH
Jupiter: Yes.
Saturn: yup, he is!! ^^
Neptune: 👍
Uranus: huh
Uranus: i didn’t know that
Neptune: 1m 1n ur@nu$’ r00m @nd 1 c@n h3@r h1m pl0tt1ng
Neptune: h3’s g1ggl1ng
Neptune: 1dk wh@t h3’s up t0
Neptune: but 1 d0ubt w3 sh0u|d b3 sc@r3d
Jupiter: Oh, I know Uranus. Don’t worry. He’s just plotting a marriage.
Jupiter: Wait, Neptune. Is he giggling and kicking his feet?
Neptune: 👍
Jupiter: Yeah, as suspected. Don’t worry at all.
Saturn: HE’S BEEN GAY THIS ENTIRE TIME? O_O
Uranus: saturn the closet was crystal clear and i know that myself
Uranus: i purposely made the closet clear.
Uranus: HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?
Saturn: I’M SORRY T_T
Earth: I’M ACROSS THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND EVEN I KNEW HE WAS GAY
Venus: wiat uranus ur gay
Uranus: yes
Uranus: and ur gay?
Venus: yes
Earth: is it finally happening
Sun: WAIT EVERYBODY STFU RQ
Venus: so
Uranus: UR gay
Uranus: and IM gay
Venus: so…we’re both gay
Uranus: yes
Venus: and
Uranus: if we’re both gay
Venus: we can…
Uranus: …be gay together
Venus: as…
Uranus: as…
Uranus: friends
Venus: friends
(at same time btw)
Earth: OH FUCK YOU TWO
Sun: MY DAILY DOSE OF YAOI, NO!
Uranus: wait what
Venus: im confused
Jupiter: I’m done with you two imbeciles being oblivious to one another’s feelings.
Venus: wait what