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Dark Gary laid down on the couch inside his tent, sweating bullets and red faced.
Dark Gary had a fever, meaning that he couldn't co-host Nintendo week, really he can't do much of anything right now.
"I'm Dark Gary." Dark Gary wheezed at the thought.
His only comfort was watching, "Mr. Ant Tenna's, TV Time!" Dark Gary's favorite tv show.
Speaking of the devil, Dark Gary turned on his TV, it was about time for the show to start.
Blaring to life, the TV showed an advertisement for everybody's favorite fast food restaurant chain, Denny's, before fading to black.
The music started playing, Dark Gary perked up in his big funny sick bed.
Text slid onto the screen, with a robotic voice saying "Mr. Ant Tenna's, TV Time!"
The title card clipped to, what? Some nerd, what was he doing here? Where was Mr. Tenna?
"Hello everbody, this is Sconn't." The guy on screen said.
"As you can see around me!" Sconn't continued, motioning to the dark, "I've been trapped in a world, which is dark."
"What the fuck is going on." Sconn't said, seemingly more to himself than the camera.
"Well your just in time for!" A voice off screen said, Dark Gary watched in awe, eyes glued to the screen.
"Mr. Ant Tenna's, TV Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!" The camera panned over to reveal the beautiful Mr. Tenna, standing behind a booth.
"What?" Sconn't gasped.
"Why hello my audacious contestant!" Tenna cheered to Sconn't the Won't.
Dark Gary was, confused to say the least, had his fever caused him to start hallucinating?? Was Dark Gary going to die!
Dark Gary reached over to his phone, punching in a number.
"Normal Gary? Yeah this is Dark Gary, I'm going to need you to call the dark ambulance for me."
"Ok but like, why am I here? One second I was eating chili, and the next I'm in some kind of, dark world?" Sconn't asked the TV man.
"Well simple, your here today to partake in..." Tenna responded
"Mr. Ant Tenna's, TV Time!"
"Yeah sorry, I would love to really." Sconn't said.
"But I have a youtube video I need to work on, annnd I was kinda planning on having sex while playing Donkey Kong Barrel blast for the Wii."
Tenna looked at the man, a blank stare on the TV guys face.
"What's a "youtube"?" He asked.
"Oh well its like a website where you can upload your own video's for free and all that."
"Anyway I got to go." Sconn't said, walking away from the TV man.