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1. Sucking the Strap by pumpkin_lobster

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   15 Sep 2026

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Denial of Feelings
   • POV Second Person
   • Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
   • Sex Toys
   • viceland era
   • Controversial opinion but I think girlvanna would be more repressed than og Nirvanna tbh

   Summary

   "If this is just because you wanna have sex..."

   She leaves out the "with me" but you can hear it in her voice all the same.

   "It's not—" You burst out laughing." Jay are you even listening to me? It's not sex. Neither of us will be getting off. This—" You slap the dildo attached to your hips and it wiggles back and forth like a door-stopper. "—is silicone. I'm not going to feel a damn thing."

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