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Coy grabbed four shot glasses from the kitchen and turned around to place them on the dining table. He didn’t know where everyone else was, but he did know that they were planning to start filming the video at 9pm- and it was currently 9:15. He wasn’t exactly suprised, but he at least thought Anthony would be ushering them downstairs rather than being nowhere to be seen.
He turned around again to grab the bottle of vodka they had bought for the video, and as he was looking through the cupboards he heard the sound of the door opening to his right, and froze. Surely this was Anthony, being the most prompt roommate of his, and Coy always froze when they were the only two in the room . He thought Anthony might have noticed, since he always asked to be in a pair with Hanbon when doing stuff for videos, and Coy wanted to say he didn't mind, but that wasn’t true.
“Wait what the fuck why am I not the last person here”
It was Will.
“Did you like intend to make a dramatic entrance or something?” Coy answered.
Will grinned, “Hey I’m just saying that none of my attention grabbing secrets will be spilled”
“Ok now since you’re the second you can help me get the alcohol ready”
They both started putting various alcoholic substances on the table, Will found the Vodka that Coy was looking for, and Coy got some beers out of the fridge.
“Wait what if we like both took a teeny shot before the video started” Will laughed.
“Wait shall we like video ourselves”
“No this can just be our secret. Don’t tell anthony and bon though”
It wouldn’t be the first secret Coy was keeping from Anthony and Bon.
Once they’d done that, they were in a good enough mood to set up various cameras, like one in the bathroom, without complaining that they had no help. It was at this point, when Coy suspected if they had forgotten about the video, Hanbon and Anthony burst through the door.
“Lets get this party started!” Hanbon yelled.
“Wooooo!!! But also where have you two been?” Will asked.
While Bon was answering, Coy couldn’t help getting distracted by Anthony going over and grabbing the hand held camera and switching it on, Coy thought he looked so effortlessly beautiful when concentrating that it almost made him angry. When he got over to the table, Anthony looked up to see Coy staring.
“Can I help you?”
“Yes.”
“Go on..”
“Wait I don’t know why I said that.”
“Coy why are you being so weird?” Anthony smiled curiously.
“Whaaat?”
“Wait look at me. Have you had fucking alcohol already?”
Say No.
“yes”
Fuck. There goes keeping secrets from Anthony.
“COY” he heard Will shout from behind him, “WE PROMISED NOT TO TELL HIM”
Anthony sighed and put his hands in his head, but Coy could see a grin seeping through, “Did you film it at least?”
“About that…”
An hour later, and a few shots down, they had begun to film the video. Coy guessed that Bon would be the drunkest, however to his pleasant surprise Anthony was looking very flushed. So far they’d watched their insanely bad digital footprints, his favourite was Will playing with knives, and Coy didn’t know how good this video was gonna turn out. He was enjoying it.. but he thought when he woke up with a hangover to edit the footage, he would like it less.
“OKAY NEW SEGMENT” Hanbon shouted, “TRUTH OR DRINK! Coy get your bony ass on the table”
“Ow okay, rude.” Coy said, as he pulled himself onto the table and lay down. They had discussed this segment before, but didn't have any questions prepared. They hoped the alcohol would do that.
He caught eye contact with Will, as he began to open his mouth. “Ok what I think we all wanna know is who was your first kiss?”
“Wait who’s we?”
“You know, the viewers are very invested in your love life, obviously.”
“Ah, the classic three sections of our fans. The gays, the losers, and those invested in my love life.”
“That venn diagram is a circle.” Anthony said.
“Don’t forget the children!” Hanbon chimed in.
“Oh yeah PSA for those kids watching, this is not a video for kids” Anthony started, “HEY PARENTS YOUR KID IS WATCHING PEOPLE TAKE SHOTS”
“Ok and with that, lets segway back to Coys question.” Hanbon said.
“Actually it was, strictly speaking, Will’s question”
“Answer the fucking question, Piso” Anthony said.
“Ok first kiss.. Does my pillow count? Ow Anthony that hurt. Ok actually.. Well there was this girl called Mary back in my homophobic era who I kissed in a game of spin the bottle, if that counts?”
Will smiled, “You know I’ve actually never played spin the bottle”
“Wait me neither.”
“No I am NOT drunk enough to agree to that, Bon get on the table.”
This time Anthony asked, “Who would you kick out?”
“Nooo I’m not answering that!”
“Why is he lowkey trying to start drama?” Coy asked, he could see a mischievous glint in Anthony’s eyes.
“No okay fuck I’m not taking it back”
“Then I’m gonna have to.. drink. I would NEVER do that to my friends, I love them too much. Will pass me that fucking solo cup.”
Will passed her the amalgamation of beer and spirits, and she gulped, and then ran to the bathroom. After a while they heard the shower.
“This is the classic part of the video, where we all start throwing up, yet it all brings us together.”
“Shut the fuck up Coy.”
“It’s their bit Anthony!!” Will said.
“And my bit is being moody.”
“Let's cut that out. Breaks the illusion.”
“Shut the fuck up, Coy.”
After another hour, they were well and truly, drunk, and had moved onto other activities, with Hanbon back. Such as Will’s horse and peanut game (which didn’t go down well), so they decided to go back to the questions.
“Will get the fuck on the table.” Anthony said, slurring his words. He then began to physically push Will onto the table, with success only because Will was willing to be pushed.
“Please go easy on me Hanbon. Adorable top by the way. Your hair is so pretty as well, um, by the way.”
“Ok William Mahoney.” Bon chuckled, “And, um, Who is your favourite of us probably.”
“Anthony.”
“YESS”
“COP OUT FUCKING ANSWER” Coy screamed, waving his hands in the air, “You only said that because its like the least likely or something.”
“Shhhh” Anthony ran his fingers down Coy’s lips, and coy shuddered. “I winnnn” Coy knew Anthony didnt mean to torment him. But things like this from your crush hurt when you knew they didn’t like you back.
“Ok Anthony, Go! Go! Go!” Bon screamed.
“You guys are pissing mee offff” Anthony closed his eyes and batted Hanbon to the ground, before clumsily climbing onto the table, and lying with his eyes closed.”
“Anthony, Anthony, Anthpo.” Will started. “Which of us would you date if you had to.”
“No I’m not answering that.”
“You haveeee to anthy”
“No”
“YES”
“no”
“YE-”
“Ok its fucking Coy, obviously. Ob-vee- us- lee. And fuck, And fuck you guys didnt
know. And I’m sooo fucking drunk and I’m just saying shit, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!”
What the fuck. Whatthefuck Whatthefuck Whatthefuck Whatthefuck Whatthefuck. He had to be dreaming.
Hanbon grabbed Anthony. “Ok, guys! We are alll sooo drunk, right! Lets just edit this out and go to bed. Night Will! Night coy”
When they both left, Will and Coy looked at each other. Will raised an eyebrow, and they both intuitively deicded to leave the cleaning up for tomorrow. Coy climbed into bed in a haze.