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Wile E. was done with love.
He stormed out of the diner, furiously mumbling to himself on how he could be so stupid! The red flags were right in front of him! Waving in front of his face like police sirens blaring through a dark night, but he ignored them.
All because of that bunnies damn smile.
That ugly, hideous, charming, gorgeous smile.
It just wasn't fair! How could someone so beautiful be so evil at the same time? And how was Wile this oblivious to it? He was a super genius for celestial’s sake! He groaned to himself as he walked through the busy streets of toon town, not daring to look anyone in the eye, how could he? He just got dumped, he felt humiliated!
He just wanted to go home and forget all about this mess.
And that he did, he walked all the way from the main streets of toon town, to the quiet and lonely place he called his home. His house wasn't the biggest but it gave him a roof over his head nonetheless.
He grumbled as he slammed the door shut the moment he entered, stomping through the halls and into his room. He immediately faceplanted into his bed. He grabbed a hold of the nearest pillow and just screamed into it like a teenager coming home after failing an exam. Not only did he feel humiliated, he felt stupid. How could he have let himself get so carried away? He was supposed to be better than this, not getting hooked up on some stupid breakup! It didn't matter! None of it mattered!
“None of it mattered anyways, none of it was real…” He muttered over and over as he rolled over and stared at the ceiling. That cold, empty ceiling. No matter how much he kept trying to convince himself it didn't work. It did matter. At least to him. Clearly not to Bugs.
“That stupid stuck up rabbit…” He muttered quietly, he always heard bad things about that star, but he chose to ignore it. What a stupid decision that was.
Slowly Wile E. looked at his window. His eyes slowly drifted up as he admired the night sky above. The moon was shining like it was having the best moon cycle of its life. The world will keep spinning, and Wile E. can only hope he can keep up with it after this, after the degrading words that came out of Bugs mouth at the diner, after being in love with the wrong toon.
Please, let me forget about this sometime soon. I don't want to be stuck on this pathetic break up. He thought to himself as he finally looked away from the window and back to the ceiling. His eyes closed as he finally let sleep drift him away.
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The wind whispered across the land, bringing a soothing sound to all the toon’s as they began settling for the night. But high above the sky, where no toon can see, was a cloud higher than the others. A starlit bird watched that tiny house, yearning that he could at least comfort the poor coyote. Roadrunner has been watching Wile E. for as long as he can remember. Although he was a celestial he couldn't help but feel drawn to the coyote. He wasn't even sure if drawn was the right word for this unknown feeling that he has grown accustomed to.
He knew deep down it was silly to watch an ordinary toon this much. Probably seemed like an obsession to the other celestials high above, and maybe it is an obsession. But he just can't deny the fact that something about that toon is different from the others.
For a celestial who usually just stays hidden in the sky with the others, ignoring the world's pleas entirely, he surprisingly can't bring himself to ignore this specific one.
His eyes kept staring at the house, curious on what exactly was special about this specific toon that made him watch the poor guy for years.
Every ounce of pain Wile E. feels it makes him feel… Angry in a way, he hates how Bugs treated him and he can't deny that he's glad that selfish bunny is long gone.
But just feeling the coyotes loneliness and pain, it makes Roadrunner feel sad too. If only there was a word to describe this-
…
Oh no.
OH NO!
Roadrunners feathers immediately ruffled up as he began thinking of any other name for his feeling, kindness, pity, loathing, literally ANYTHING-
It was love.
He was in love with Wile E. Coyote.
Roadrunner stared dumbfounded for a few seconds before shaking his head, his feathers ruffling up more in slight panic. What does he do? This can't be love! If it is then why? Why was he in love with a toon?
Okay, maybe he can just bottle up these feelings, crumble them all up and just focus on his duties as a celestial-
… Or maybe he can talk to an expert on this.
Immediately the gears in his mind began turning… Which celestial would be best to talk to about this predicament…
Astro!
Immediately he jumped up from his cloud, and without hesitating he began zooming through the sky to where astro was told to be. He had to have tips for this. He just had to! Please Astro your my only hope! He thought to himself as he zoomed through the sky even faster, because he was so up in the sky he didn't have to worry about toons seeing him, they would just probably assume it's a shooting star!
“Come on Astro… Please help me with this!” He absentmindedly muttered to himself as he ran to where he heard gardenview was.
┌─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───┐
└─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───┘
It was any normal night for Astro, he just finished checking up on everyone's dreams, when he heard that familiar sped up pitter patter of talons hitting the ground. He immediately turned around to see Roadrunner, looking like a bird who just made a big mistake.
“What did you do this time Roadie, you better not have turned a searcher into a tornado again, ugh I still remember cleaning up that mess.” He bristled at the thought of it.
“That was a one time thing! And no I did not do that.” Roadie puffed up defensively, he only did that because he was bored and that searcher had it coming! It was completely justified!
Immediately Astro sighed before motioning Roadrunner to follow him, immediately the bird obeyed.
This wasn't Roadrunners first time entering Gardenview without anyone else knowing, usually Astro always takes him in when he can tell whatever their gonna talk about will take a while. Roadie has to admit, he always did admire the architecture of the place, it looked like a real health destination!
Astro opened the door to the library and ushered Roadrunner in, and immediately closed the door behind them both. Roadrunner immediately plopped down onto one of the beanbags as Astro cut to the chase.
“Alright Roadrunner, what happened.”
“Okay so you know how you and Dandy have a fling going on?” Immediately Astro choked on air, damn okay a bit blunt dont ya think.. Astro thought to himself as he sat down on another beanbag trying to ignore that comment.
“And as we all know, Dandy is just a normal toon-”
“Okay- what does me and Dandy have anything to do with this?” Astro butted in before Roadie could get offtrack.
“Be patient, I'm getting to it!” Roadrunner responded before continuing with his rambles.
“Well as we all know it's kind of unusual for us celestials to fall in love with regular toons and…”
Immediately Astro raised an eyebrow at Roadies pause, his mind immediately thinking of what he could even be talking abou- Oh my stars.
Immediately Astro muttered silently “... Roadie… Did you-”
“Okay fine, yes. I fell in love with a toon.” Roadie blurted out, feeling embarrassed to even say it.
“... And I'm assuming you came here for tips?”
“YES! OH THANK THE STARS ASTRO, I KNEW YOU WERE THE GUY TO GO TO!” The bird immediately began jumping up and down with glee as Astro sighed.
“Now wait just a second Roadie, I don't know the full extent of your predicament yet. So sit down… And start from the beginning, who is this toon and where is he from.” Astro Calmly spoke as he stood up and began looking through books to maybe assist him because oh boy, this was a talk he thought he'd never have with the Roadrunner celestial.
“Okay! So, his name is Wile E. Coyote! I've been watching him for years now! He's so cool! Not only is he a super genius, but he is also so brave and patient and sweet and charming-”
“Roadie. Focus.”
“Oh right! Sorry! And he dwells in toon town-”
Immediately Astro froze as he immediately looked at the bird worried.
“... Toon Town?”
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