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Joe Biden walked down the cold, Toronto streets. He had been forced to leave the great United States of America, because his summer home had been destroyed by the power anime women and tornado's.
As Joe Biden walked, a sound slowly grew louder, more legible.
Soon he came across a young, Toronto man, singing along to one of those Karaoke playlists on youtube. It was not very good singing.
"Bro you fucking suck." Old Joe said to the young man.
The boy looked up at Joe Biden.
"Holy shit is that young and upcoming youtuber Joe Biden?"
"Yes." Biden responded.
The lad immediately drew a sword from his chest.
"My name is Scott Pilgrim, prepare to die!" He shouted.
"Wut?" Joe stammered.
"Who sent you?"
"Who do you think? King Haakon VIII of Norway." Scott Pilgrim responded.
"Dammit." Joe thought to himself, he wasn't safe, even in Canada.
"BIDEN BLAST." Joe Biden shouted, light erupting from his hands, of which Scott nimbly dodged out of the way.
But when Scott looked back up, Biden was gone disappeared like the wind.
"Whattt?" Scott said confused.
Five miles away, Joe Biden knew there was only one place for him to go now, only one safe haven left.