Chapter Text
Sigmas – (noun. Singular: Sigma): A person, usually male, who is a self reliant and focused on self growth. Direct antonym from alpha (Someone who aims to control others)
- Sigma male activities include going to the gym.
Goofy ahh – (adjective): A way of describing something that is intentionally, or unintentionally ridiculous or stupid.
- This goofy ahh guy donated $200 to Trump in hopes that he’d say ‘Bitcoin’ in a speech.
Capping – (verb. To cap): The act of a person lying about a statement
- Guess the teacher was capping when he said that the Math exam’s results would be released on Tuesday.
Fanum tax – (noun): Direct reference to Fanum, who would take food. In context, this means that the government should not be taking away the food (money) of others (citizens) without reason.
- When I’m getting food, that fanum tax will just come out of nowhere, man.
Capaholics – (adjective): A compulsive liar. Can be used to describe one or multiple people.
- The casino said that I’d make my money back. I guess they’re capaholics.
Yapaholics – (adjective): A person, or group of people who talk excessively.
- The teacher is a yapaholic, always going on tangents but not on content.
Put the fries in the bag – (verb.) A call to get someone, usually someone extremely insufferable or unproductive into what is traditionally viewed as a job.
- After that apology video, I think Colleen Ballinger needs to put the fries in the bag.
Lil bro – (noun, pronoun): A demeaning form of address aimed to humiliate and make the subject seem immature.
- Calm down lil bro. I’m not done yet.
Locked in – (verb. To lock in, locking in, locks in): Described as a person, or multiple people attempting to forgo all distractions to focus on one specific task with maximum productivity.
- I need to lock in or I’m going to fail my next exam.
Brain rot – (noun): A mental condition caused by excessive consumption of short form, attention seeking content, usually known as ‘slop’. This condition causes the brain to ‘rot’, being unable to process or comprehend basic logic or become severely degraded.
- I heard a child scream six seven. Poor kid had brain rot.
Forgor skull emoji – (verb. Forgot, forgetting, forget): A misspelled way of forget, with the same context and meaning. The skull emoji has no further meaning in the word.
- I forgor 💀
Dub – (verb. Dubbing, dubbed, dubs): Synonym of winning.
- I just got a dub with my friends on Valorant.
Fort – (noun.) Shorthand way of referring to Fortnite, popular video game.
- Do you two want to hop on fort later?
Chat – (noun): Way of referring to a group of people, similar to a Twitch chat, where forms of addressing all members watching the stream would be through calling ‘chat’.
- Chat, do I rob this bank or not?
CEO of Ohio – (noun, pronoun): Deliberate way of referring to someone as in charge of ‘Ohio’, a fictional place of extreme absurdity. Used as a way to describe someone as in charge of some insane place or idea.
- You must be the CEO of Ohio.
Taking an L – (verb. To take an L, took an L, takes an L): When someone has lost in something in any form.
- I just took a massive L in my Math class.
Opps – (Noun, pronoun): Shorthand form of address for Opponents, or enemies.
- The opps are out to get me, man.
Mid – (adjective): A degrading form of insult to say someone or something is completely average, or as poor.
- This game is really mid.
Dog water – (adjective): An insult meant to signify that the person or people you are targeting are very bad at a specific task, or job, being no better than piss, which is dog water.
- This team is dogwater, man…
Mog – (verb. To mog, mogging, mogged, mogs): The ability for a person to be better than someone else, through appearance, actions, or other factors decided by one person.
- Lebron mogs literally any other basketball player, man.
Goated – (adjective): Acronym of Greatest Of All Time, used to define a person as being better than anyone else in history.
- The substitute teacher is goated, bro.
Aura – (noun): The ability for someone to draw positive attention to themselves, usually by doing something impressive, or regarded in popular opinion as ‘cool’.
- That backflip had so much arua.
Skibidi – (adjective): A word that can have several meanings depending on context, either as a way of saying ‘cool’ or ‘bad’, or have no meaning at all.
- That’s so skibidi.