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1. HELP! by Mysticula (RancidWritings)

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, Other
   • Work in Progress

   17 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • John Lennon & Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon & You
   • Paul McCartney & You
   • John Lennon
   • Paul McCartney
   • You
   • Farting
   • Fart Fetish
   • fart kink
   • Eproctophilia
   • gassy - Freeform
   • gas fetish
   • fem reader - Freeform
   • 1965 beatles
   • Face Farts
   • nonconsensual face farts
   • Fart Torture
   • light noncon
   • facesitting (clothed)
   • Burping
   • Burp Kink
   • burp fetish
   • eructophilia
   • Light Stuffing
   • Stomach Ache
   • stomach gurgles
   • RPF
   • real person fiction - Freeform
   • smothering
   • Boys Will Be Boys
   • Teasing
   • Bullying
   • Gross

   Summary

   You’re a snooty journalist, and your boss has tasked you with interviewing John Lennon and Paul McCartney, the lead singers of the decade’s most popular band. He makes arrangements for the three of you to meet over lunch, but a heavy meal and a broken elevator shaft end up derailing your plans in ways you could've never expected.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   354

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   8

   Hits:

   219