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Shameless on Facebook

Summary:

Basically, this is what Shameless would be if the Gallaghers & Co. spent most of their time on Facebook. Each chapter is an episode, following the show's storyline as closely as I can manage. There might be cursing but nothing too extreme.

Chapter 1: S01E01 - Pilot

Summary:

Based on the first episode of season one, Pilot. If you feel like it, watch the episode first, to understand the circumstances better! :)

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Day One – the morning after Fiona meets Steve.

 

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Fiona Gallagher is friends with Steve Wilton

(Vee Fisher likes this)

 

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Vee Fisher to Fiona Gallagher

 

Vee Is that Steve from last night? The one who got dowsed in drinks trying to save you?

Fiona Yes, it is. He asked me. Funny there aren't that many pictures, though, right?

Vee Yeah, well, not everyone likes to show themselves off on the internet, babe. I say that's a good thing.

Fiona I think he showed himself plenty last night.

Vee Good point. I want all the deets later.

Fiona I promise I will spill away to your heart's content. :)

Vee Looking forward to it very, very much.

 

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Lip Gallagher is friends with Karen Jackson

(Ian Gallagher and two other people like this)

 

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Karen Jackson to Lip Gallagher

 

Karen I had a good time at our tutoring session yesterday. Maybe I should hire you full time... ;)

Lip I'd like that, but if we don't actually study, your C won't ever get to B.

Karen  Ha ha. Whatever, it's not like grades are all that important anyway...

Lip :)

 

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Ian Gallagher to Lip Gallagher

 

Ian Facebook friends, huh? You guys are getting serious. ;)

Lip She asked me, not the other way around. And anyway, it's easier to schedule our tutoring through here. No phone bills or whatever.

Ian I think you mean schedule booty calls.

Lip Shut up and jerk off, Ian.

Ian :)

 

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Steve Wilton to Fiona Gallagher

 

Steve so...why aren't you calling me back?

Fiona I thought we agreed I wasn't looking.

Steve Well, after last night, I figure I deserve at least a phone call. And also, there's nothing wrong with going out and having fun.

Fiona Look, if you want to fuck me again, just say it.

Steve I do. But I also want to get to know you, dream girl.

Fiona Dream girl? Come on. You can get laid anywhere.

Steve You think that's all it was for me?

Fiona I'm not looking, Steve.

Steve Okay. But I will keep trying until you are.

 

 

Day Two – Lip and Ian visit Karen.

 

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Karen Jackson is friends with Ian Gallagher

(Lip Gallagher likes this)

 

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Lip Gallagher to Ian Gallagher

 

Lip I see you got friend status, too. How are you enjoying that?

Ian Not much, after our close call with her dad. How's your foot?

Lip Sore. I think it was worth it, though. Don't you?

Ian I don't know. Not sure that's my thing.

Lip We'll talk more about that when you get back. Have to go see Fiona's washer!

 

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Vee Fisher to Fiona Gallagher

 

Vee What the hell? A washing machine? Next up the two of you will be married with the picket fence!

Fiona I'm giving it back. He just hasn't answered the phone yet.

Vee I think you should keep it. After all, he offered. And yours was on its last legs anyway.

Fiona I don't want to give him the wrong impression.

Vee and what's that?

Fiona That I'm interested.

Vee Baby, I think you made that clear the first night when you had sex on the kitchen floor.

Fiona That was an accident. I need to make sure he knows it.

Vee Ha! Good luck with that. That one's a tough nut to crack.

Fiona Thank you so much for the encouragement.

Vee What are friends for? ;)

 

 

Day Three – Steve takes Fiona to dinner & Lip finds out about Ian and Kash.

 

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Steve Wilton to Fiona Gallagher

 

Steve Thank you for last night.

Fiona Thank you.

Steve You let me in. I am so grateful.

Fiona You payed for dinner. I should be the one thanking you.

Fiona I'm still struggling to come to terms with the car jacking part, though. Wasn't what I expected.

Steve It was fun, though, wasn't it?

Fiona Yes, it was. :)

 

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Lip Gallagher to Ian Gallagher

 

Lip What the hell was that, Ian? How could you not tell me?

Ian I don't know. I didn't think it was your business. I wasn't sure how you'd react.

Lip I don't care that you're gay, Ian, but Kash's married! What the hell does that make you?

Ian Shut up, Lip. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Lip You're being his bitch!

Ian Leave me alone!

 

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Vee Fisher to Fiona Gallagher

 

Vee Damn, did we have a good time last night. Kev was downright impressed with your boy, as if he hadn't been before.

Fiona Yeah...Frank liked him too, as much as Frank ever likes anybody.

Vee So...are you guys something now?

Fiona I don't know. It's kind of early to tell, don't you think?

Vee Baby, you can always tell. Spill the beans, come on. Don't make me go over there.

Fiona You should. Steve made everyone breakfast.

Vee Really? I think this one's a keeper, Fi.

Fiona Yeah, yeah. We'll talk later, okay? Someone has to rush the kids to school.

Vee Good luck with that.

Fiona Thanks. :)