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    "Dan," he says, interrupting what has apparently turned into a long rant about bacteria colonies choosing a queen and letting her move into a palace on top of their decorative pillows. "Dan, there's— there's two beds."

    Dan finally tears his gaze off Phil to look at their room instead, head snapping around so fast, Phil wonders how he doesn't get neck cramps sometimes. Dan stares and stares.

    "Oh my God," he finally says. "There's two beds."

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