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we need to discuss this
lamine added 6 contacts
pedri
hey
fermín
discuss what?
lamine
me and pau
fermín
not interested
lamine
now thats just mean
pau
?
lamine
omg hiiii ! pau pau pau
pau
hi!
fermín
what exactly do we have to discuss
we know you two are dating
lamine
oh my god you know about it???
pau
why dont i know about it???
pedri
oh wow
lamine
baby i wanted to tell the guys first
pau
tell them what?
fermín
please dont tell us
lamine
about our beautiful blossoming relationship :*
pau
oh! thats so kind of you to say, lamine. truly, nothing tops a best friend you can trust with anything and everything. especially when they love doing the same thing as you. i love training with you and our late-night mortal kombat sessions are sweet and i appreciate them with my whole heart.
lamine
fuck my ass
fermín
quit fucking my eyes and go text privately
pedri
im glad you two are happy and share a meaningful relationship!
gavi
you wish you could say the same about you and your fuckass psg dog huh?
im sorry
pedri
gavi
gavi
im so sorry pedri
pau
ferran is also here
gavi
only because i cant kick him
pedri
dont be so mean to him, he was having a hard time
gavi
im having a hard time being in the same groupchat as him
lamine
i have a hard
pau
a hard?
lamine
wanna see?
fermín
no
lamine
wasnt asking you
pau
no
lamine
ok do you hate me
pau
not at all
ferran
hey
is pedri here?
pedri
i am
ferran
okay im staying then
gavi
the saddest thing ive heard today
ferran
and ive heard that youre fucking a guy from real madrid
or rather that he is fucking you
now that is the funniest thing ive heard today
except for somebody calling you a good player
gavi
WHAT happened to you in paris man
lamine
youre not denying it tho
gavi
bullshit like that doesnt need to be denied
its obviously not true
fermín
why is somebody always fucking someone cant you just be normal for once
can we talk about something else
like
football?
pau
good idea
fermín
thank you very much
lamine
pau come play with my balls
fermín
i feel assaulted
raphinha
took me a minute to read all that
congrats to lamine and pau
pau
i swear we are not dating
lamine
do you hate me?
pau
no??
lamine
so you love me
pau
in a way
lamine
okay...
raphinha
wait who is gavi hooking up with?
gavi
NOBODY
raphinha
is it bellingham?
gavi
thats my trigger word
raphinha
is that a yes
fermín
hi capi
raphinha
hi baby
gavi
the hell?
raphinha
?
fermín
?
lamine
?
pedri
?
gavi
wait theyre dating?
pedri
obviously?
gavi
fermin i feel betrayed
you didnt tell ME???????
fermín
are you fucking blind
gavi
i guess i shouldve noticed
ferran
bet you were busy noticing something else
like bellinghams abs
gavi
pedri come handle him
pedri
did he lie tho?
gavi
besides, b*llingham is dating haaland
lamine
they never dated
well i think they did for a short time before splitting
but that doesnt really count
fermín
just like your fictional relationship with pau
lamine
rude
pau
lamine if you want to date someone you should ask them out
lamine
but i kinda want YOU to ask ME out
and since youre not really doing it
im just pretending were dating
which we should officially do btw
just a suggestion
pau
i am capable of asking people out
lamine
yeah?
pau
yeah
lamine
show me
?
pau
ask me out
heyyyy
gavi
poor guy