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1. Operation Matrimony: My Bodyguard Takes Fake Dating Way Too Seriously?! by mityascarf

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Mitya/Valeriy (Genshin Impact)
   • Mitya (Genshin Impact)
   • Valeriy (Genshin Impact)
   • Mitya's Scarf (Genshin Impact)
   • Fake Marriage
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Written Before Mitya Release (Genshin Impact)
   • Written Before Valeriy Release (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Minor Odette/Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Mitya is Down Bad (Genshin Impact)
   • Valeriy is So Done (Genshin Impact)

   Summary

   ⁠

   "Sarge! What a surprise to see you here," Mitya greeted, scrambling to keep up his usual cheer under that intense stare.

   The major didn't say a word. He simply stood in front of Mitya, his imposing frame completely still.

   Mitya swallowed hard, letting out a nervous laugh. "Haha, did you come to see Odette and Vodyanitsa's performance too? I'm afraid it just ended, but—"

   Valeriy, instead of grabbing Mitya by the collar to drag him back to work, dropped gracefully to one knee right in the middle of the aisle, pulling out a small velvet box from his coat.

   "Dmitri," Valeriy said, his tone maintaining its terrifyingly courteous disposition. "Will you marry me?"⁠

   Or

   Mitya is completely unprepared to be Valeriy's fake husband.

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   English

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