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In The Dungeon

Summary:

You didn't defeat Dark Markery and he kills Purple Marker but you revive him using potions yay

satire fic made out of boredom please don't slime me out

Chapter 1: Evil Purple Chainsaw

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You type in the required words to enter the realm, and once you know it, you're inside Dark Markery's... dungeon, I guess you could call it. This is happening all over again but all you want to do is just defeat him.

"Oh my marker factory, it's- oh, it's you." Purple Marker says in DESPAIR.

"Shut up I'm trying to save you'

"You're awful at it"

"He throws chainsaws at me at 88 directions you expect me to live"

"Wait he's coming oh no hurry up save me!!!!!!"

"This is YOUR fault you're distracting me with your criticism."

"HURRY UP PLEASE I DON'T WANT HIM TO CONTINUOUSLY REFUSE-" He then gets cut off when Dark Markery comes..

"OH THIS PURPLE MARKER- wait a minute" He pauses, knowing he will encounter you again. "IT'S YOU AGAIN!!"

You were about to say something but Purple Marker interrupted you

"Come on, just let me go! You haven't even told me why you're mad at me, it's been more than months!"

"YOU'RE A FOOL! YOU TOOK MY PLACE!!!"

"You're insane tbh"

"I WILL MAKE YOU INTO THE RUBBER THAT FORMED THESE WALLS"

"NO THIS IS THE FIFTY SEVENTH TIME YOU SAID THAT PLEASE"

You sighed in exasperation, preparing your little cartoonish taser the game offered you to finally ASSASINATE Dark Markery. Will he finally be gone?

Instead, you shoot at Purple Marker unintentionally.