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1. operation baby acquisition by roephobic

   Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Dr. Lorre (Looney Tunes)
   • Humor
   • Slapstick
   • Crack
   • Fluff
   • Oblivious Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. is so down bad for his road runner it's actually embarrassing
   • Feelings Realization
   • Sort Of
   • Cartoon Physics
   • Cheek Kisses
   • there's nothing accidental about this baby acquisition
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   It's only been a couple of days since Wile E. had held up those fated signs under a sky painted in messy brushstrokes of pinks, oranges, and purples claiming that he was with child and that Road Runner was the cause of it. Now, it's time for Wile E. to reap what he had sewn.

   If Road Runner is expecting a baby, then for everything good in the universe Wile E. is going to give him a baby.

   - or -

   Wile E. tries and fails and tries again to acquire a baby for Road Runner.

   Series

   • Part 2 of if it weren't for the baby

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,500

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   1/1

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