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    "I bought a thing," Shane says, tone flat even as his face flames scarlet. "And it's about the same size as you. And it doesn't fit. Like, at all. And I've tried everything I could find on the internet, and practically drowned my mattress in lube, and anyway, I got so mad about it I made an appointment with my doctor, and there's… a problem."

    Ilya sits up straighter. "What kind of problem?"

    "A fucking stupid problem," Shane says. He reaches for the bag, turns it over, and dumps the contents out on the coffee table. A book with two conventionally attractive heterosexual people lying in bed emblazoned with 'Vaginismus and You!,' a CD case with eye-gougingly pink flowers that are about as close to a vagina as one can get without being explicit, and a canvas bag with a drawstring. “It’s called vaginismus.”

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    Ilya has a long string of very satisfied hookups. Shane has now had multiple excellent ones with Ilya.

    Shane has a crush on Ilya, vaginismus, spite, a set of anal plugs, and the desire to get off.

    Ilya has a crush on Shane, experience, patience, leather cuffs, and the desire to help Shane feel all the pleasure he can.

    Together they fight crime have orgasms.

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