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1. Real Gone by mothduh

   Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • ACME (Looney Tunes)
   • Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
   • Human AU
   • Racing AU
   • Slow Burn
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Mechanic Wile. E Coyote
   • look at my driver dawg
   • slow down ur gonna crash bro
   • Inspired by Fanart
   • Wile E. Coyote is Bad at Feelings (Looney Tunes)
   • Jealous Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • ooooo they want each other sooo bad
   • wonder what chuck jones would think abt this
   • Alternate Universe - Car Racing
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • shoutout my beta readers
   • Shoutout to my Editor
   • muah muah and they were both boys
   • Continuously being updated
   • Race Car Driver Road Runner
   • Selectively Mute Road Runner
   • Oblivious Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Flustered Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E.’s dad used to be a legendary racer
   • Happy Ending
   • Is it gay to kiss ur homie on the hood of his car comment down below

   Summary

   A driver Wile E. was not. A masterful trackside engineer? A skilled mechanic?
   Now, there he found his talents put to better use. At least, that’s what the big shots over at ACME thought. 

   —

   Wile E. Coyote, ACME’s head engineer and mechanic extraordinaire.

   Road Runner, ACME’s new driver, overconfident and faster than anyone else they’ve seen on the track.

   What could possibly go wrong?

   [AKA: the racing AU that I couldn’t get out of my head so now it officially exists]

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,560

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   214

   Bookmarks:

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