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1. Northern Lights by PotatoWithADeathWish

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
   • Ford Prefect
   • Bigenital Ford Prefect
   • Alien Ford Prefect
   • He has a vagina and a clit and also a dick ok idk why but he does dw about it
   • Bisexual Arthur Dent
   • Cunnilingus
   • Fellatio
   • enthusiastic head
   • Pansexual Ford Prefect
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Unprotected Sex
   • Praise Kink
   • Both of them
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Cringey as fuck dirty talk
   • (it’s intentionally cringey)
   • Top Arthur dent
   • bottom ford prefect
   • I think they’re switches but Ford lets Arthur top because it’s their first time
   • First Time
   • Degradation Kink
   • Fluff and Smut

   Summary

   Ford and Arthur just found out that they are on prehistoric earth. Arthur is having a hard time relaxing and thinks Ford’s new trick might be his solution. Things escalate.

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   English

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