Chapter Text
Names:
JijiOnThatBeat: Jihoon
YoonNeedJesus: Yoongi
TrebuJAY: Jay Park
D.OropTop: Kyungsoo
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: L.Joe
XiutingStars: Minseok
Finally. After having to wake up in the wee hours of the morning, go from morning practices, to rehearsals to music shows, to whatever else their manager throws in between. And then, slinking away to his studio to produce music for hours on end, Jihoon is finally done for the day. As he toes off his shoes by the front door, he can basically taste the sweet release of sleep. Crawling into bed, he ditches his phone on the side table, and burrows himself deep in the blanket. He feels Seungcheol move behind him, and feels an arm wrap around his waist, pulling him flush with the body behind him.
He closes his eyes, ready for sleep to take him when;
BZZZ
BZZZ
BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! He's already regretting opening his eyes when he grabs his phone to see 17 messages (and counting!) from his Skype chat asking him to hop on at this very instant, lest Yoongi himself "marches down to his dorm and drags him out of bed." Jihoon doesn't deny the fact that the older would probably do it too, so, as much as he would rather not, he pries himself from Seungcheol's warm embrace, tucks his laptop under his arm, and walks into his make-shift studio a.k.a. the hall closet. Usually when he takes his skype calls he's actually at his studio, but he's not in the mood to walk 10 minute in the cold just to humour his hyungs for an hour.
In the closet was already a low table, and a back pillow from the many times he's come there in the middle of the night from a stroke of inspiration. He turns on the light switch and closes the door as he plops himself down on the ground.
~JijiOnThatBeat joined the call~
YoonNeedJesus: Took you long enough
The younger rolled his eyes as he adjusted the gigantic headphones on his head.
JijiOnThatBeat: Sorry I was actually sleeping for once at 2:30 in the morning.
TrebuJAY: Now see, that's where you fucked up. Producers don't sleep.
JijiOnThatBeat: Yeah, yeah. So what's so important that I had to be up for this?
YoonNeedJesus: Once L.Joe and Kyungsoo get here we'll fill you in.
~D.OropTop joined the call~
YoonNeedJesus: There's one of them
Kyungsoo's face popped up on the screen with a lack of any expression.
~JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes joined the call~
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: The fuck y'all want
TrebuJAY: Well hello to you, too, angry elf
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: Watch it, Park
JijiOnThatBeat: Can we not? Seriously.
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: Whatever, just speak so I can go back to bed
YoonNeedJesus: I think it's about time we discuss more about Operation: UNDERTOW
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: And we had to do this at 3 o'clock in the morning because…?
D.OropTop: Well it's not like we can get away from our groups at any other time
TrebuJAY: Heh, sucks
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: Seriously, Park. Shut it before I go over there and shut it for you
TrebuJAY: Wow. Temper, temper
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: YOU WANNA GO?!
YoonNeedJesus: I swear on Namjoon's left nut if you two don't stop--
TrebuJAY: Your memes are so outdated, L.
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: AT LEAST PEOPLE KNOW WHAT MY MEME IS
JijiOnThatBeat: Hyung, can you just start explaining, please
YoonNeedJesus: Alright, so you know how--
~XiutingStars joined the call~
XiutingStars: You shits better not be starting without me
TrebuJAY: Wouldn't dream of it, chipmunk
XiutingStars: Save it for someone who's actually interested, Park
TrebuJAY: Worth a shot
YoonNeedJesus: If you two are done flirting, as I was saying--
"Hey, Jihoon. You in here?" Seungcheol said as he opened the door to the closet.
"Hyung!" Jihoon gasped as he quickly closed his laptop lid and whipped around to see the older who was staring at him curiously. "What are you doing here?"
"Just seeing what you were doing. I woke up and you weren't there"
"Sorry, I just thought of some things and wanted to try them out"
"Can I he--"
"NO! …I mean. I haven't finished it yet. Later."
"Oh, okay. Well… good luck. Come to bed soon tho, okay?"
"I will."
"I love you, Jihoonie."
"Love you too."
As the door shut, Jihoon opened his laptop to see Jay Park and L.Joe making kissy faces to the camera.
TrebuJAY: I love you, Jihoonie˜
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: And I love you too Seungcheollie˜
JijiOnThatBeat: What the actual fuck?
YoonNeedJesus: You still had your mic on.
JijiOnThatBeat: Fucking A
Jay and L.Joe continued to make obnoxiously loud kissy faces as Jihoon glared at them
XiutingStars: Guys it's a quarter to 3 can we PLEASE get this over with
YoonNeedJesus: Right, so as I was saying, I have a plan to--
"Hyung?"
"For fucks sake," Yoongi groaned as he removed his headphones and turned around in his chair. "What the fuck do you want?"
Jimin was taken back as he quickly wiped at the tears in his eyes. "I-I had a bad dream," the younger stuttered.
"Jiminnie," Yoongi said as he muted his mic. "Come here." As the younger walked over to him, Yoongi pulled him into his lap and held him.
"I'm sorry for interrupting you, hyung," Jimin said as he glanced at the computer where he could see a couple of other idols talking/laughing, meanwhile Kyungsoo and Jihoon were sitting there with straight faces. "What are you doing?"
"It's not important, Jiminnie," Yoongi said as he kissed the top of the younger's head. "Come on, let's go to sleep. Just go to my bed, I'll be there in a second"
Jimin nodded as he shimmied off the older's lap. Once gone, Yoongi slipped back on his headphones and un-muted his mic.
YoonNeedJesus: Let's call it for a night
The majority of the members in the call simultaneously groaned, except for Kyungsoo;
D.OropTop: Fucking finally
~D.OropTop left the call~
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: Oh come on, Yoongi!
JijiOnThatBeat: So you woke us up at fucking balls o'clock in the morning for nothing?
TrebuJAY: Woozles has a point
JijiOnThatBeat: Don't call me that
XiutingStars: How are we going to get anything done with UNDERTOW?
TrebuJAY: Such a forced acronym just sayin'
YoonNeedJesus: We'll do it later. Y'all single fucks can go back to fucking into your fist, I have to take care of my sunshine.
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: That was both cute and raunchy at the same time. Well done.
JiJiOnThatBeat: Well since we're done here I'm going back to sleep. Later, hyungs.
TrebuJAY: Goodbye my sweet, shining diamond.
JijiOnThatBeat: Gross
~JijiOnThatBeat left the call~
YoonNeedJesus: I'm out too
~YoonNeedJesus left the call~
TrebuJAY: And then there were 3
JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes: Uh-uh, that ain't happening
~JoeFuelMeltsStaleMemes left the call~
TrebuJAY: I guess it's just you and me, Xiuminnie
XiutingStars: Nope
~XiutingStars left the call~