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1. Oink Oink, Bitch by BlackPanther125

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/You
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Reader
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Reader
   • You
   • The Bitch (mentioned)
   • Mike J (for a fleeting moment)
   • Smut
   • Sex
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • handjob
   • Sending spicy pics on teeny tiny 2003 phone screens my beloved
   • Established Relationship
   • second fic for this fandom and it's straight up porn
   • Chubby Reader-Insert
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Postal 2 Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Game: Postal 2 (2003)
   • no use of (Y/N)
   • Dude refers to Reader with a lot of pet names
   • reader is a little shit
   • Divorced Postal Dude
   • Making Love I guess
   • The Bitch had my man fucked up after the divorce
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Holding food as ransom for an orgasm
   • man idk
   • cum as lube
   • ass play?
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Pig Jokes
   • Soft Postal Dude

   Summary

   You find a swimsuit at the thrift store and send a crunchy, spicy photo to your lanky, ginger freak of a boyfriend while he's at work.

   Best decision ever.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Postal Fics
   • Part 9 of Kat's Self-Indulgent Porn

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,234

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Bookmarks:

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