Chapter Text
Kazuichi walks through the halls of Hope’s Peak Academy, halls he’s walked through so many times. He takes note of all the lockers covering the walls as he looks for his own. It doesn’t take long to find it.
As Kazuichi stores stuff into his locker, shoving the items between random tools and gadgets he has kept inside, he feels a noble presence behind him. As he turns around to look, he sees long, glowing, soft locks of blonde moving with each step the princess takes.
“Miss Sonia! Wait!” Kazuichi calls out to the gorgeous blonde hair slowly leaving his pathetic presence.
Sonia turns around, ever so gracefully as a princess does, and her shining grey eyes meet with Kazuichi’s gay ass contacts. Kazuichi gazes back, ogling at the princess’ soft face, then her delicate figure, undressing her with his eyes cause he’s a fucking pervert. God he is such a loser.
“Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy uhhhh”
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“So Miss Soniaaaaa………”
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“…-“
“Can I hit Miss mommy- sorry- Sonia?”
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“…”
“What?” Her smooth, elegant voice asks as her brows furrow in confusion.
“PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE” Kazuichi drops down to his knees in front of the princess, eyes squeezed shut as desperate tears begin to form in the corner of his eyes. He scoots close to her and grips onto Sonia’s forearms, which are at her sides, as he begs.”
“Sorry Kazuichi, what do you mean? Hit what?” Sonia asks again, her confusion still showing on her face as she looks down at Kazuichi’s pathetic face.
“Like… can we crack pleasepleasepleaseplease I swear I’m bigger than Gundham-“
“What do you mean by crack?” She’s still confused, unaware of this vulgar language despite being a level 900 gooner herself, but if anyone knew that she would never become queen.
“PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME MISS SONIAAAAAA PLEASEPLEASE I’M SO DESPERATE”
“Oh… no thank you.” Sonia is mildly disgusted by Kazuichi’s perversion, however she is quite used to it (unfortunately).
Kazuichi finally stands up, looking Sonia in the eyes, he’s crying like a fucking loser crybaby.
“Pleaseeeeeee I’ll be a good boy Miss Sonia!! I’ll kneel down to you and treat you like the princess you are!!!! My dick is bigger than Gundham’s I swear!!!!!!”
“How would you know that?”
“That’s not the point!!!!!!!!”
Annoyed with Kazuichi’s pathetic begging and harassment, Sonia defensively pushes him away from her without thought, causing the mechanic to stumble back.
“AH!”
Kazuichi tries to catch himself from falling back into his locker by grabbing the locker door, but he fails and closes the door on himself.
Sonia looks at the locker that Kazuichi is now locked in with wide eyes, not intending to shove him into his locker but not displeased with the results. The princess gives the locker a pitiful stare as Kazuichi speaks up from inside.
“Ah Miss Sonia! Help me out please!”
However, before she can say anything back, the school bell rings.
Sonia’s eyes shift from Kazuichi’s locker, to the end of the hall where she sees students starting to walk back to their classes. Giving the locker yet another pitiful look, Sonia quietly scurries away to her class. Kazuichi proceeds to cry in his locker.