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    "You would trust a man with Drake's caffeine addiction and habits to keep a living thing alive?" Damian looked genuinely baffled as he stared at Stephanie. "I wouldn't trust Drake to keep a tardigrade alive."

    "Aren't they famously indestructible?" Dick asked with a laugh.

    "Honestly that might be a compliment!" Steph wrapped her arm around Tim's shoulders. "But am I allowed to switch my vote to Dickkk-"

    "No." The table immediately chorused, making her slump.

    I still say Steph. Cass signed.

    "I'm sticking with Jason!" Dick announced.

    "Are we voting for the people who should not be allowed to take care of another human being?" Jason asked.

    ***

    A kid in a hare mask is stalking Jason.

    This means absolutely nothing.

    He's not going to get attached.

    Not today Dick.

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