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It was a calm day. The air was fresh, the sun beamed through the windows of a large house.
"Mackerel, breakfast is ready get your ass up," an endearing voice called.
"5 more minutes, " another voice called with a loud Huff following shortly after.
"Your breakfast is going to turn cold, " the endearing voice responded shuffling towards the person he calls a mackerel.
"But Chuuyaaaa, I'm tired, " the mackerel said with a whiny tone.
"I don't care! Get up and go eat breakfast, " Chuuya yelled.
Chuuya pulled the man out of bed and dragged him into the kitchen.
"You have to stop sleeping all of the time shitty Dazai, " Chuuya scolded.
"But Chibii, I have to stream late, " Dazai exclaimed.
"Well tell your brats that you cant stream until 6am, " the chibi sighed.
" WHAAA CHIBI YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT!! Or did that fact go over your head because your so short, " the taller man teased.
"STOP JOKING ABOUT MY HEIGHT YOU JACKASS, " the shorter man yelled face twitching in anger. Dazai laughed at the expected outburst from the chibi.
After the chibi had calmed down he quickly finished his food. Chuuya then got up to place his dishes into the sink. After Chuuya had placed his dishes into the sink he went to go grab his phone. Dazai slowly made his way over to Chuuya resting his head on the smaller man's shoulder looking over at his phone.
Dazai while looking at the smaller man's phone noticed a restaurant that he'd been dying to go to. "Chibi, " Dazai remarked "can we go there, " the taller man asked pointing to the resteraunt.
"Oh? That one, " the chibi questioned
"Yeah, I've been wanting one of their crab dishes, " the taller man commented.
"It's around 11 right now, we can go at 3, sound good, " Chuuya inquired.
"Yeah that's fine with me, " Dazai effused
Chuuya placed a soft kiss on the taller man's cheek resulting in a soft giggle.
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2pm
The two were getting ready for their dinner. Chuuya was taking a shower while Dazai picked out clothes for himself.Dazai believes that his chibi takes hours in the shower when in reality it's only about 45 minutes.
Dazai picks out his clothes undressing and getting ready. Dazai is wearing black slightly baggy pants. He grabbed a white polo topped with a brown suit vest slightly showing his bandages. He places his bolo tie snug in between the polo and the vest. The vest has lighter kacey brown accents splayed across the button line. To finish the outfit he grabs his coat and his dress shoes. His chocolate brown locks make his bolo tie stand out with the blue gem in the middle of it.
The brunette heads towards the couch to wait for his chibi to finish getting ready. He pulls out his phone getting ready to post a time for his stream.
Bandages (Osamu) @nolongerhuman -3h ago
Hellooo!! Stream at 6pm est!
Playing roblox with fans!! (≧∇≦)/
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20k comments 100k views 60k reposts 200k likes
Chuuya finally stepped out of the steaming shower after 30 minutes. Chuuya grabbed a towel feverishly drying himself off. After drying himself he grabs a hairbrush and a blow dryer. The smaller male remembers how much his partner loves to dry his hair so he calls for him. "Samu I'm out of the shower hurry up if you wanna dry my hair, " the chibi yells.
Dazai hears what the chibi says taking his coat down and rushing over to have the honor of drying his hair. "I'm here chibi, " the brunette states.
"Well come here then , " the smaller man responded holding out the brush and blow dryer. Dazai did not skip a beat and quickly grabs the brush and blow dryer and calmly started combing through the chibi's red locks.
Dazai had always thought Chuuya's hair was fascinating. The way his hair fades from a dark ginger to a strawberry blonde entraps him in it's beauty. "It's like a liquid sunset, " Dazai thinks to himself. The more Dazai blow drys the redheads hair the softer it got. Dazai had always loved Chuuya's hair, but when he is able to dry it like this he is able to feel the hair to his hearts content! Chuuya often humed while the brunette drys his hair.
Dazai had always payed close attention to whatever Chuuya was humming trying to figure out the song. It was like a game Chuuya would hum a tune and Dazai would figure out the song and play it in the car. The brunette would always get it right and the chibi would always act surprised when he hears the song he was humming in the car.
After Chuuya's hair is fully dried Dazai was kicked out of the bedroom so Chuuya could change. Chuuya put on a white turtleneck layered by a black leather jacket. He had on a leather belt with a looped chain on the side of it. He wore black dress pants topped with dress shoes. The redhead then added his hat and went into the living room to see Dazai Lounging on the couch.
"Lets go mackerel we don't wanna be noticed more than we need to be, " the redhead called. Dazai quickly got onto his feet and grabbed his coat heading for the door.
The two headed out the door and into the direction of the car. When they got to the car Dazai opened the car door for Chuuya. "Thank you, " Chuuya flattered
"Your welcome my dear chibi, " the brunette giggled.
"How many times have I told you to stop calling me that, " Chuuya exclaimed face flushed.
"I've been calling you that all day Chuuya, " Dazai giggled harder.
"WHAT, " The redhead blurted.
"Whatever let's just go, " Chuuya sighed
The two got fully in the car and drove off towards
the restaurant. When the two got out of the car they did their best to not be seen. The two could not be seen together because their fanbases did not know they were together and they were labeled the #1 rivals in the country! The two did not want to find out what would happen if their fans found out about them. The two strolled their way into the restaurant.
They waited to get sat down praying that they wouldn't be noticed.When they go out they usually don't get noticed so they decide it would probably turn out the same.
The two finally get seated and they start chatting. They talk about stream ideas, interests, date ideas, ect. The conversation flows smoothly before being innterupted by the waitress. "What would you two like to drink, " the waitress questioned.
"Could I have some wine please, " Chuuya answered.
The waitress nodded and then looked towards Dazai waiting for him to order.
"I'll have some whisky, " Dazai responded looking at the waitress.
The waitress nodded and asked for their ID's
The two complied and handed the ID's. They were lucky the woman was an older folk so she did not recognize the two. The waitress nodded and left to go get their order.
The lovers continue their conversation that went as smooth as butter. The two talked about what they were going to get for dinner partially because they didn't want to bother the old woman and that they were genuinely having a hard time picking. They had a couple crab dishes Dazai was drooling over and a couple dishes the redhead couldn't decide on. Finally the two decided on what they would have. Dazai would have garlic buttered crab legs and Chuuya would have buttered lobster tails with a baked potato and gravy.
Shortly after they had decided on what they would eat the waitress came back with their drinks. "Here you go sirs, " the old woman stated as she placed the drinks down.
"Have you two decided on what you will be eating ," the waitress questioned as she grabbed out a pen and paper.
"Yes we have, " Chuuya answered for the both of them.
"Alright! So what will it be, " the waitress inquired.
"Ill have the buttered lobster tails with a baked potato and gravy, " the redhead stated.
"Okay and you sir, " the lady asked while turning her head to the brunette.
"Ill have the garlic buttered crab legs," the brunette replied.
"And your side, " the waitress inquired.
"Uhhh, I'll just take some Mac n cheese, " Dazai blurted out.
"Alright, your food will be out soon, "
The two gave her their thanks and continued talking.
"So chibi-"
"Stop calling me that " Chuuya innterupted.
"Okay fine, whatever, anyway do you ever think of what would happen if our fans found out about us, " Dazai questioned.
"Yeah I do sometimes, " Chuuya answered truthfully.
"I think a full on war would happen or they would love us no in between, " Chuuya stated.
"Yeah I can see that happening, " Dazai agreed.
The two continued talking about the topic until their food came. As soon as Dazai saw his crab legs his eyes shimmered showing a faint red in his usually dark brown eyes and a white outline around his pupil.
Chuuya thought this sight was cute and secretly took a picture whilst the mackerel was distracted. The food was given to them and they started eating. Dazai was overjoyed with his crab legs. The crab legs were sweet and savory with the garlic butter bringing the flavors together creating a delicious taste. The Mac n cheese on the other hand was a bold, herbal, sweet taste.
Chuuya took a bite of his food and was in awe at the savory robust herbal taste of the steak. The potato and gravy was almost just as good with a rich gravy and a balanced baked potato. The two ate their food with joy because it was just so good! After finishing the food Chuuya payed the bill and they headed out to the car.
"Chuuya we should definitely come here wayy more often," the brunette beamed.
"Yeah I agree that was fucking good, " Chuuya agreed.
The two got into the car and drive home.
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at the house!
After the two got inside the house they decide to sit on the couch and chill out for a bit since they have an hour before Dazai has to go stream. Chuuya grabs his phone to see him being @ed in wayyy more tweets than usual and it's making him a bit confused. He decides to look at one of the tweets and he is aghast at what he saw.
"Dazai.. What the fuck is this, "