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8:04 P.M.
peach-eat added yuri katsudon
peach-eat: YURIIIII
peach-eat: YURI PLZ I HAVE TO KNOW UR NOT DEAD
peach-eat: AND IF YOU ARE DEAD
peach-eat: I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN HAVE YOUR SWEET-ASS POSTER COLLECTION
yuri katsudon: i’m alive
peach-eat: YAY
yuri katsudon: what time is it?
peach-eat: time for u to get up
peach-eat: ur flight home is in like two hours
yuri katsudon: WHAT
yuri katsudon: CIAO CIAO IS GONNA KILL ME
peach-eat: bro u already choked in the grand prix final
peach-eat: u can’t sink much lower in his eyes
yuri katsudon: please
yuri katsudon: i’m already depressed enough
peach-eat: i’m trying to rip off the bandaid
peach-eat: bc i love u
yuri katsudon: I love you too
yuri katsudon: I’ll text you when I get to japan
peach-eat: be safe bb
peach-eat renamed the chat to “yuri katsuki support group”
3:58 P.M.
yuri katsudon: home.
peach-eat: MY LOVE
yuri katsudon: Minako was there, waiting
yuri katsudon: her life goal is to humiliate me in public
peach-eat: don’t be pouty, she luvs u
peach-eat: r u watching world’s
yuri katsudon: should I be?
peach-eat: ur husband is up
yuri katsudon: I can’t watch him right now!!!!!
peach-eat: y
yuri katsudon: He’s at the top of the list of beautiful people who want me humiliated!!!!
peach-eat: ur dramatic
peach-eat: drama queen
yuri katsudon: I have spoken near him exactly once
yuri katsudon: and I ignored him at last year’s grand prix
yuri katsudon: I can’t look at his face
peach-eat: have u had a katsudon yet
yuri katsudon: no
yuri katsudon: rED ALERT MINAKO IS WATCHING IT
yuri katsudon: I HAVE TO GO
peach-eat: skating?
yuri katsudon: practice helps
yuri katsudon: gotta clear my head
peach-eat: ok bb ily
yuri katsudon: :)
2:17 A.M.
peach-eat: YURI
peach-eat: YURI OH MY GOD
peach-eat: YURI I SWEAR ON VICTOR NIKIFOROV’S LIFE IF YOU DON’T ANSWER
peach-eat: YURI KATSUKI
peach-eat: TURN ON YOUR PHONE
4:55 A.M.
peach-eat added dance(a$$), el leon, and hollywoodhong
hollywoodhong: hi phichit! hi leo!
el leon: who the fuck is dance ass
peach-eat: L O L
peach-eat: he messaged me first
peach-eat: it’s chill guys i promise
dance(a$$): oh nooooo
dance(a$$): don’t tell me you don’t remember me
dance(a$$): i’m wounded
hollywoodhong: …chris
dance(a$$): YAAAAAS
el leon: you
el leon: added christophe to this chat
peach-eat: he asked!!!
dance(a$$): it’s called “yuri katsuki support group”
dance(a$$): that’s ADORABLE
el leon: why did you do this to me peach-eat
hollywoodhong: you said you had something important to show us?
peach-eat: YES
peach-eat: HOLD ON
peach-eat: https://youtu.be/H6-eKBEHg1U
dance(a$$): …
el leon: oh yuri
dance(a$$): …
el leon: he skated victor’s free skate program
peach-eat: I KNOW
hollywoodhong: and he did it REALLY WELL
el leon: WHAT A NERD
peach-eat: I KNOW
el leon: WHO PUT THIS ONLINE
peach-eat: WHO CARES
dance(a$$): …
hollywoodhong: chris?
dance(a$$): wait until i show victor
peach-eat: WAIT CHRIS NO
peach-eat: CHRIS
peach-eat: oh no
8:33 A.M.
dance(a$$): you’ll never guess what’s happening
peach-eat: CHRIS
peach-eat: GODDAMNIT CHRIS WHAT DID YOU DO
peach-eat: I’M SORRY YURI, WHEREVER YOU ARE
dance(a$$): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
peach-eat: CHRIS NO
el leon: shut the fuck up I’m sleeping
12:48 P.M.
yuri katsudon: PHICHIT CHULANONT
yuri katsudon: I’M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
el leon: he lives
dance(a$$): hi yuri!!! ^^
yuri katsudon: WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE
yuri katsudon: I THINK I’M ACTUALLY DEAD
yuri katsudon: I THINK MY PLANE CRASHED AND THIS IS MY PERSONAL PURGATORY
yuri katsudon: MINAKO KEEPS CALLING ME BUT I CAN’T ANSWER
yuri katsudon: IF I TALK OUT LOUD HE’LL WAKE UP
hollywoodhong: what’s happening?
el leon: yuri is having an aneurysm
peach-eat: …
peach-eat : …who’ll wake up?
dance(a$$): did you finally catch yourself a man?
yuri katsudon: UNLESS I AM VERY MUCH MISTAKEN
yuri katsudon: WHICH IS NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION AT THIS POINT
yuri katsudon: VICTOR NIKIFOROV IS ALSEEP ON MY FLOOR
dance(a$$): :D:D:D
dance(a$$): he DID catch himself a man
dance(a$$): although
yuri katsudon: I DID NO SUCH THING
yuri katsudon: PHICHIT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN THE CHAT
peach-eat: leo, guang-hong, and chris
yuri katsudon: WHY IS CHRIS GIACOMETTI IN THE CHAT
dance(a$$): why do people keep saying that
dance(a$$): I was invited
hollywoodhong: wait a second
hollywoodhong: victor is in your house
el leon: like in real life or just in all the posters
dance(a$$): you have posters? :D
yuri katsudon: OH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT HE’S HERE, I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN
el leon: is that sarcasm?
yuri katsudon: NOOOOO I COULD TOTALLY FRGET THE FACT TAHT VICTOR WAS NAKED INF RONT OF ME NOT TWO HORUS AGO
hollywoodhong: yikes, typos
peach-eat: he was naked?
dance(a$$): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yuri katsudon: CHRIS STOP IT I’M DYING
yuri katsudon: HE’S SLEEPING AND I’M JUST
yuri katsudon: STARING
dance(a$$) renamed the group chat to victor nikiforov support group
yuri katsudon: WHY
dance(a$$): he’s gonna need it
yuri katsudon: WHY
el leon: bc you’re watching him sleep like a predator
hollywoodhong: like Edward Cullen
dance(a$$): only slightly less sparkly
el leon: slightly
yuri katsudon: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
yuri katsudon: HWAT IF HE WAKESS UP?
yuri katsudon: I HAVE TO GO
peach-eat: yuri?
peach-eat: yuriiii?
peach-eat: looks like he’s gone
peach-eat: chris how could you do this to him
dance(a$$): they just need a push in the right direction
el leon: I’m going back to bed
dance(a$$) renamed the group chat to ss victuri
peach-eat: i ship it
hollywoodhong: awwww
hollywoodhong: AWWWWW
el leon: fuck all of you