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Fuck It, I'm Hearing Gunshots

Summary:

Sam Thitivoranan is a hired assassin.
Who's his new assignment? Oliwia Morawska.
He needs to get close to her.
How would that go?
Well, “expect the unexpected” *is* the assassin's motto

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Chapter 1: New Assignment

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“THITIVORANAN! GET IN HERE!”

Sam's face was dark, cigarette smoke slightly covering it. He knew what's coming. Usually, he's one of the top hired assassins, but lately… his number of clients has dwindled. Hopefully it's a new assignment and not a pink slip.

The Employer is a mysterious person with the gruff voice of a burly lumberjack, and the feminine poise of a school secretary. Always hidden behind a mask, a chair, or a curtain, no one knows their appearance.

“You have a new client. Name's Jason Kruger: Washington State. Needs you to take out his ex-girlfriend.”

Sam's heart stopped. These were his least favorite type of assignment: an innocent person who probably did nothing wrong, an ex, a wife, a child...all of these are always the worst. But it's what pays the bills...nowhere else would take him. "Give me her file."

"Her name's Oliwia Morawska. Age 25, Polish-American, cis woman. Owns a taxidermy shop in Seattle."

Sam shuddered slightly. Taxidermy. He hated death. Weird for his line of work, but he always said, "Shoot, poison, or slice; look the other way."

"Here's your plane ticket to Seattle, the location of our Seattle office to get your supplies, and the address of her shop."

Sam took the box into his hands, swallowing his guilt as he always did. "On it, boss."

Notes:

HIII I HOPED YOU ENJOY! THIS IS A RAREPAIR AND NOT CANON. IDK WHERE OLIWIA LIVES IN THE US

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